Episode 14: It's Do or Die

Published: May 31, 2014

It's the finale! Featuring surprise loved ones! Unsurprising boots! Contentious jurors! And lots and lots of unnecessary visits to the live studio audience.

Episode 13: Straw that Broke the Camel's Back

Published: May 20, 2014

As the game winds down, everyone is getting testy, especially Spencer, who misses out on his first post-merge reward. Sad. But some constants still hold.

Episode 12: Havoc to Wreak

Published: May 14, 2014

It's the one where the reward winners get to visit a local school! Except that it takes so long that signs on the wall are literally crying out in protest.

Episode 11: Chaos is My Friend

Published: May 7, 2014

It's the auction! Which means there's finally a way for Jefra to buy her way into the episode's edit.

Episode 10: Sitting in My Spy Shack

Published: April 30, 2014

In which Tony's "spy shack" finally makes its triumphant return to the merge tribe camp, and is definitely not used for any other, more hygiene-related purposes that rhyme with "sitting" by his tribemates.

Episode 9: Bag of Tricks

Published: April 21, 2014

In which the entire tribe tries to date LJ before the episode ends, but in the end, LJ decides to pick ... well, you'll see.

Episode 8: Mad Treasure Hunt

Published: April 14, 2014

In which everyone suddenly remembers there's still someone called Morgan around, who's mostly napping in the shelter, and that therefore she's the biggest threat. As if. Rude.

Episode 7: Head of the Snake

Published: April 5, 2014

In which the real Tribal Council intrigue is what Jeff Probst is wearing ... or not wearing, as the case may be.

Episode 6: We Found Our Zombies

Published: March 28, 2014

There's a quitter! Shock, horror, and extended cannibalism ensue. Proceed at your own risk.

Episode 5: Odd One Out

Published: March 22, 2014

In which the winds twist, Brawn, Brains, and Beauty become just Orange and Purple (those names on the buffs are too complicated) and new connections are made all around. Sort of.

Episode 4: Our Time to Shine

Published: March 15, 2014

In which the Beauty tribe teaches us all a valuable lesson about the birds (chickens) and the bees. Wait, no, scratch the bees. And on Brawn, a very successful plan was hatched. Not by chickens.

Episode 3: Cops-R-Us

Published: March 7, 2015

In which we are reminded that the best part about Survivor is that it's a journey of self-discovery.

Episode 2: Hot Girl with a Grudge (Pt.2)

Published: March 1, 2014

In which we cover the second hour of the premiere. Note: At the True Dork Times, we take our "Spoiler-free since S23" motto very seriously.

Episode 1: Hot Girl with a Grudge (Pt.1)

Published: March 1, 2014

The premiere was two regular episodes stuck together, so here's the first hour's worth, where people are weak, or leaders, or whatever. But the moral is: It ain't easy being hot.

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