Episode 14: This Is My Time
Published: December 20, 2014
And just like that *snap* ... San Juan del Sur is over. Sooooo many memories. *Sniff*. Although it's a fantastic season if you start at Day 35.
Episode 13: Let's Make a Move
Published: December 11, 2014
Please do not mistake this website's captions for actual medical advice. See also Missy.
Episode 12: Still Holding On
Published: December 4, 2014
Look, sure, long stretches of this season have been pretty dull. But to be fair, so are some of the alleged "contest"ants.
Episode 11: Kind of Like Cream Cheese
Published: December 4, 2014
The people in power collude to reward themselves, AND get even more power in the process. In times like these, our hearts turn to Keith.
Episode 10: This Is Where We Build Trust
Published: November 29, 2014
Idols go flying left and right at TC, it's another hopelessly mismatched RC, but not everyone is missing out on rewards.
Episode 9: Gettin' to Crunch Time
Published: November 21, 2014
Another big player goes down, but the bigger mystery is Who Ate All the Rice Again? (We know who cooked it.)
Episode 8: Wrinkle in the Plan
Published: November 15, 2015
A major player departs, but we have our focus where you'd expect: Finally placing where we know Jon from.
Episode 7: Million Dollar Decision
Published: November 7, 2014
Everyone puts on a brave face to spackle over a merge episode that somehow ends in a quit, wasting everyone's time. But fear not, Jeff Probst is here to turn this into a teachable moment (for the production companies that might bankroll his next talk show).
Episode 6: Make Some Magic Happen
Published: November 1, 2014
It's a fire sale for the final pre-merge episode, and everything must go! All of Hunahpu's supplies go to Probst, and Dale is desperate to unload his fake idol.
Episode 5: Blood is Blood
Published: October 27, 2014
Watch out, players. The tribe swap means just one thing: There's a cougar newly on the prowl.
Episode 4: We're a Hot Mess
Published: October 17, 2014
Drew Christy is so in control of this game, he can nap and let the strategy run itself after throwing a challenge. It just makes sense!
Episode 3: Actions vs. Accusations
Published: October 12, 2015
In which the episode's editors try to walk back the (accurate) depiction of John Rocker yelling insults at Natalie that the pre-season ads showcased, because if you can't whitewash a rich, washed-up bigot, who can you whitewash?
Episode 2: Method to This Madness
Published: October 5, 2014
In which the Hunahpu tribe decides not to take the forever overlooked More Fishing Gear from S27, which is starting to develop a self-image problem.
Episode 1: Suck It Up and Survive
Published: September 26, 2014
In Episode 1 of San Juan del Sur, some of the pairs of contestants are in for a rude surprise when they learn that they're not on The Amazing Race, despite the presence of the Twinnies. Oh well, live and learn.
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