Episode 6: "We Found Our Zombies"
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There's a quitter! Shock, horror, and extended cannibalism ensue. Proceed at your own risk.
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Uh, Trish? I know it's dark, but the camera's over here. -
10 seconds back in camp, and the finger-pointing starts -
I will always point my finger at you! Uh, Trish? I'm over here. -
Is she pointing at me? It's so dark! -
Man, I love this show -
I'm pretty sure Trish was yelling at me, but to be honest, it could have been anyone. It was pretty dark. -
Enter Probst, stage right -
I wanted to take a swing at Trish, but it was so dark, I was worried I might hit LJ, or something. Which would suck. He's dreamy. -
Enter Probst again, stage left -
LJ, I just wanted to tell you: Lindsey thinks you're dreamy. And... so do I. -
Wait, did she mention me? -
I can't tell, it's too dark. Are you Trish? Whatever, I need to exit, stage right. -
We got a two-for-one deal! Woo! Wait... not Woo, but the other two. -
I keep getting this weird feeling someone's talking about me. Probably just paranoia, I guess. That's what Survivor's all about, baby. -
The NuAparris react with shock and awe at Jeff Probst's revelation that he's a published kid-lit author. -
Sarah is so shaken, she decides to start eating Tasha. Tasha will be missed. -
Actually, they were reacting to the surprise appearance of a mysterious pirate who keeps popping up and yelling 'Arrr!' Surprisingly, it's not Rupert. -
Alexis reacts by trying to eat Morgan, who (luckily for her) is still back at camp, asleep in the shelter. -
Ummm... hi. Please don't eat us. -
Fine. -
Seriously, Sarah. Don't eat me. We're still cool, right? -
Uhhh... yeah. Also, I'm still full from Tasha. -
The challenge begins. Note: This would be more fun if they were holding ice-cream cones, and had the choice between swatting and eating. -
Spencer: No offense, Woo, but your statue dude kind of looks like you. Woo: Oh yeah? Yours looks like Alexis. -
This week in foreshadowing: Who will go further? Woo, or Alexis? -
Tasha vs. Trish -
Ow! I said DON'T eat me, Sarah! -
We're tied up, 1-1! To avoid confusion, I'm holding up the total points scored on each hand. -
Sarah vs. Jefra: Watch out, Jefra. Sarah's looking hungry again. -
You are NOT getting my ice-cream cone, Sarah. -
Dang. It's f***** and it can't get up. -
Hooray! We're sitting out. -
Bearded man from the 30-ft mountains of Boston. -
Bearded man from the relative mountains (elev. 1000 ft) of NC. -
In the matchup of the bearded mountain men, Jeremiah opts to play juggle-the-idol, instead. -
Sigh. -
Hey, everyone! Tony has an idol! -
I don't think they're staring into my eyes. -
After resting up for two days, Morgan's challenge contribution = a 2-second loss. -
Well... that was surprising -
It all comes down to this... -
...beardless, non-mountain man vs. beardless, non-mountain man. -
Wait for it... -
...and done. -
Arrrr! -
Tony and Woo: Raiders of the Lost Aparri (first challenge after losing Indiana's Jones). -
You guys will let me take my spyshack, right? -
The losers and the interlopers. -
We're losing challenges and getting our stuff taken away! It's like being back home at old Luzon. *sniff* -
Nice work in that challenge, you guys. -
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's rice. -
Worshipping false idols is totally cool, though. Go nuts. -
The fourth clue actually says: if you can't find it with this many clues, someone else already did. -
Hey, Jeremiah. You look like you really need the fourth hidden idol clue. No offense. -
Oh great, I have to read something? -
Those foolish malefactors shan't impugn MY veracity! -
So, uh... hey guys. Read any good books lately? -
Tony: Did we miss anything? Woo: It's a tarp! -
Shame on you, Trish. Nobody spells it that way. It's obviously Lyndtzee. -
Thyme Bandits. -
I wanted to go with them, but I was afraid Sarah might eat me. -
You guys! We got a hidden idol clue! Now... let's not open it, read it, look for the idol, or otherwise ever speak of this again! -
Yes, yes... that would be for the best -
Tony: Hey Jefra, let's join up and punch LJ in the head! Jefra: Ok! -
Ow! Quit it. -
There's a chance I could be booted this episode, if we lose the IC. I'm gonna ratchet up my attempts to show I'm strategic and willing to flip! -
Jeremiah is so dumb! He can't even lie! I'm smart, and I can. Put all your trust in me! -
Seems legit -
Look, it's not my fault I'm getting all the confessionals. Everyone keeps coming to me with dumb strategic plans. -
Look, I swear, I read that clue, and it was the same one we had back at Beauty camp -
They're totally buying this! -
He read the clue? -
I'm sorry I ever asked to be traded to the Beauty tribe. Let's cut that in editing, okay? -
Solana, getting their first look at the Aparri tribe. No, wait. Morgan is still theoretically there. -
You guys were complaining about the rain, when you've had little umbrellas on your tribe flags the WHOLE TIME? -
Yay! Giant nails! Everyone gets one! -
That's a beautiful staircase you've got there, Solana. Good job! -
The classic top-o-the-stairs cam shot -
Solana... somehow leading -
Those slides look painful, but why not add some rusty nails? Sometimes it seems like the art department isn't even trying -
Then there was this exciting part -
That's not the Ultimate Answer. Come on. -
Well, fine. If LJ says it's right, it must be ok -
Pay no attention to the background orange paint. It's probably there to distract you. -
Sigh. -
Foreshadowing: LJ will fall before the end -
NFL-trained cheerleading -
It's all over, except for the poorly thought through cheering -
Scorekeeper, winners, loser, all in one shot -
Damn your composition! Let's focus on what really important here, or you're fired! -
Come on, people. Tony was just calling Lindsey one of the top five babies, for quitting. -
I am? Cool! -
Okay, if you insist. -
Hey, uh... guys? Could I get one of those 'Top five' thingies under me, too? Hello? Anyone? I can wait... -
Next time on Survivor: LJ is medevacced for self-induced corneal abrasions -
And Kass returns to the series, after her mysterious episode-long hiatus -
Hey, cheer up, guys! The merge is tomorrow! Well... except for one of you. -
I can't wait for Tony to get back here after the merge, to explain how the spyshack works -
Me too! (*cloying, pathos-laden soundtrack swells*) -
So this is what it felt like to be on the Brains tribe, huh, Kass? Kass: No, there's more rice. -
Ok, you guys. Let's vote Jeremiah. He doesn't even have a bikini. How dumb! -
I'm a cop. There's no way I would ever, ever lie. Jeremiah it is. -
What? I need to do another confessional? Come on, the whole tribe was there for that discussion, you guys. -
I can't help thinking this is all your fault for begging to be on the Beauty tribe, Spencer -
You're giving me the title quote 45 minutes in, but I'm not in the rest of the episode? Can I get a #zombies hashtag, at least? No? Sigh. -
The killing time... unwillingly mine. -
Hey Sarah, did you forget something? Oh, that's right. This is your first Tribal. -
Way to make me feel self-conscious, guys. Thanks. -
And I have to sit in the middle, too? Great. -
Brains. -
Beauty. -
Bronn. Oops, sorry. We wish. Brawn. -
Ow! You guys! My hand is on fire! -
Nice try, Jeff. I'm a cop, not a firefighter. -
Put your hand out? Please. I don't believe in handouts. -
Um, you have a snuffer, you know. Come on. -
I'm very disappointed in you, Alexis. For a brief, blistery moment, this was the best Tribal Council ever. -
Three votes? You guys! He would have realized he had a snuffer eventually. -
If it were up to me, I'd vote all of you out. ALL OF YOU. -
Sigh. -
And THAT's how you use a snuffer, Alexis. -
Sigh.
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