Episode 14: "This Is My Time"
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Shorter finale: Natalie saves the season, wins the million. Much is forgiven.
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Since the Prevously On was mostly Probst narrating shots of himself, and the post-Tribal scene was mostly yelling, let's pick this up at the start of the final five RC. Wait, where's Missy? -
Ah, there she is. Figures. -
Wow, Keith getting the special in-challenge closeup shot. He's totally gonna win the game, like the last guy who did (er, Jon) -
Putting round rungs in interchangeable slots. This is what amounts to the ladder-making puzzle for SJdS. -
We can't wait for the inevitable Reynold/Phillip/Keith sandbag toss-off -
Here you go, Keith. The best reward yet this season. No, you can't eat it. -
Ha ha! Not even a massage! -
Or, if they're one of Missy's favorites, a Survivor gets three bowls of rice. Sit down, Probst. -
Meanwhile, on Exile Island, Jaclyn is screwed -
Thanks. Day 36. You guys are the best. -
Meanwhile, back at camp, Keith's 'advantage' turns out to be making himself tired and frustrated. Hooray! -
Hooray! Missy is standing up and sort of doing this one! -
And with one ball almost placed, Keith has an insurmountable lead -
Eh, let's just call it. Keith wins. -
Fuh...antastic! -
I could have won this if I'd used my feet -
But in another, more accurate sense, Keith wins -
Hooray. We're all a happy family. Except for whichever one of us is going home. -
Speed up your hobbling, Missy. This is booooooring. -
Oh wait, one more thing, Probst... -
You motherf***ers better not have voted for me -
I didn't! -
Well... Natalie and Jaclyn voted for someone who's about to get idoled. Who could it be? -
Who took a BITE out of this idol?! They're NOT for eating! -
This is really cool and all, but please try not to mix lowercase and capitals, people. Come on. -
Oh look, Bay. There's the hashtag. How sweet. -
It's a snuffy situation -
What the f***, Natalie? -
Who, me? -
Wow, these people watch Survivor? And they came to a finale? Thanks for the hard-hitting insight, Probst! -
Good news: We're 48 ad-free minutes into the final episode -
Y'know, Baylor DID vote my twinnie out, so we're even, right? -
I'm still here! Woo! Good play, me! -
This is huge. Missy really didn't need this. -
Look, Missy. *I'm* not gonna carry you up four flights of stairs. Any volunteers? No? Anyone? -
No? Fine. Take your usual seat on the bench, then. -
Yay, puzzle bag retrieval -
Well, Natalie has a huge lead. This thing is over. -
Jaclyn! Can't even open her bags! Totally out of it! -
This may not be the best time for a 50+ piece puzzle with missing pieces. Just saying. -
Okay, we were wrong. -
On the other hand, a multi-story pole slide does seem to have been a poor choice. -
Get going, Natalie! Give us an amazing race to the finish! -
Jac. Lyn. Wins. ?. !. ?. -
Missy almost had this one. -
I won! This is CRAZY. -
Hurry up, Missy, we're supposed to be lined up behind the chyron. -
Does this necklace come in a tiara? -
Sooooo... don't vote me out, Jaclyn. I'm the only one who doesn't have a loved one on the jury. -
I think she bought that. -
Can we get this over with quickly? We have a Day 39 breakfast to start looking forward to. -
Alec: .... -
Alec offers more insight -
Awww. You guys... -
Can I just spit on it, Jeff? -
Yay! Probst is gonna hate this season now that a dude can't win! -
Keith, yours is the first final words in which I've ever appeared. Do you want this Tyler Perry idol? I swear you can use it now, if you want. Please, come back! -
Oh great. Instead of burning the shelter on Day 39, they've set fire to Natalie. -
Don't be stupid. My charred corpse can still beat these two. -
Natalie and Jaclyn break into the morning 39 breakfast. Missy sits out. -
Welp. Let's get this over with, so Probst can move on to talking to random people in the audience. -
Okay, you three. We've seated you in order of your finish. But feel free to go through the motions of answering questions. -
Wait, are you implying we're irrelevant, Probst? -
So... to sum up, I played the best game out of the three of us. Duh. -
That's true, but I'm voting for Jaclyn, anyway. Jaclyn, please give me an excuse to do so. -
Does anyone know what happened to my luggage? -
Heeeey ladies. Are any of you single? -
Sit down, Alec -
Okay! -
Mom, you are the best Mom out of the three of you here. Or at least the best one who is also my mom. -
If I grow out my mustache, do you think I could pass for Larry Bird? -
Hey, do you guys remember when I talked about Probst being nekkid on Two and a Half Men? That was awesome. Also, I've watched this show since I was nine, and you're just learning that now. -
Hey Natalie, final two alliance when we're on All-Stars together? -
Okay. My name is Reed. I'm auditioning for the role of Sue Hawk in Survivor: The Musical. Should I start? -
Oh man! We can sing? I knew I should've brought my guitar tonight. -
Note to self: We really need better lighting on these steps next season, or I'm gonna need a hip replacement. -
Phew! I made it, guys! Should I read these, or get straight to asking the audience about their favorite buff color? -
Whatever, Probst. -
You could ask us a question, if you want. Some of us have watched the show, too, you know. -
Natalie wins! -
Yay! -
Great camera work, guys. -
Okay! Now that I've got you all here together, let's ask the audience if they prefer memory challenges or puzzles. -
Oh, right. Natalie needs a check. Next up: Which color shirt does the audience most like seeing me wear? Stay tuned!
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