Episode 13: "Let's Make a Move"
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Another Jo(h)n left the game holding an easily found yet unplayed idol. And there was much rejoicing.
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Natalie steps into the foreground. -
This was the original subtitle for the season, before 'Blood vs. Water 2' -
Now I have to act my ass off. Or, since it's Jon & Jaclyn, half of my ass off. -
Hint: 'I'm so confused' has been known to work, also -
This is technically true, except in context -
Warning: Extreme ankle pain imminent! -
I made it through another Tribal. Who knows where this could end? No, really. Can someone tell me? -
Wait, we have a challenge where we actually have to move around and stuff? That hilarious, Probst! Are you trying to kill us? -
Yay! Spa food! Who doesn't love that? -
It's the team with the two old people vs... -
The team in which Jaclyn and Baylor have to complete a puzzle. It's anyone's game! -
Is there any chance we can switch out for one of those endurance challenges? -
It's the motion-sickness-inducing teeter-totter cam! -
Well, there you go. No more challenges requiring movement this season. -
And the team in which Jaclyn and Baylor must complete a puzzle is out to an insurmountable lead. No surmounting possible here. -
Well, sure. It's getting closer, but come on. Missy can barely even stand. -
And so... it's down to a test of brute force in shoving the puzzle pieces over. Seems appropriate. -
The team with two old people, one of whom is the new Scout Cloud Lee, broke the yellow team's postmerge unbeaten streak? -
Baylor, I didn't learn anything from Jeremy and Reed swapping out, so I'll swap out for you -
Awww! I'll almost feel bad for booting you now! -
There's a little Captain in Missy already, apparently -
Please don't boot me when I get back, like you did to Jeremy, Wes, and Alec. -
As noted by Rob Cesternino on RHAP: 'Boston Rob! Literally carrying his family on back!' -
Fun fact: 'San Juan del Sur' is Spanish for 'more foot shots than you really need' -
I sure hope this doesn't interfere with my ability to balance balls on plates -
Baylor: Eh, just another old guy causing my mom pain -
This thing didn't start out as a toilet seat, did it? -
Wow, they've really spruced this place up since Wes's taco overload -
I don't need a spa. I get to relax with my girlfriend in camp, with no worries whatsoever. -
Do you think maybe Natalie DIDN'T forget not to vote for Alec? -
It seems kind of hard to believe, but whatevs -
Hooray! Two nights alone, with no chance of an idol! -
Oh, right. I should totally find out who voted out Nadiya. Don't let me forget. -
Still, it's hard to stay focused when you're at an all-you-can-eat snails buffet. -
It seems like I was trying to remember something... Lisa needs braces? -
Thanks for keeping Exile around post-merge Probst. It was a blast. -
Why couldn't you have saved the stand-on-one-foot challenge for this episode? -
Come on, Missy. You probably would have been first out, anyway. -
Extreme Medics: We deliver medical care while skateboarding. EXTREME! -
First question: Is this toenail always blue? -
Probably not the most tactful subtitle placement -
Okay! Let's get to standing still for a long time. Except you, Missy. -
Were he still here, Alec would already be eliminated. -
These 'vases' don't seem very functional -
Josh vs. Jeremy, 2.0 -
A showboating Natalie re-enacts da Vinci's Vitruvian Man -
Thank you, God -
Wait! I said no touching! Sigh. -
Well then, you'll need to stand here for a while as I grab your shoulder. -
Showboating Probst pretends to be a scarecrow -
Natalie moves Jon & Jaclyn out of the frame -
Still no obvious reason for the four-day finale -
Well, I didn't win immunity, but I still have an idol. Things are going great! -
Good news: I won immunity. Bad news: I need to provide a script to Mr. Stick-to-the-Plan. -
So... try not to say anything? -
Get a good look, everyone. This could be the last time we see this (until next week, at the reunion). -
So... there's no chance they're going to blindside you, is there? -
Seriously! I'm the best guy here! Why would they do that? -
Not to worry: Just lean really far forward, tilt your head to the side a bit, and it'll probably fall out. -
Okay, maybe this is the last time. Sorry for the false alarm. -
You want to do a 2-2-2 split and boot JACLYN on the revote? You fool! That's the worst plan ever! -
PARTS of it were okay, all right? -
Mom, I feel like this torch-shaped stick is symbolically separating us. -
Wait a second... you're collecting wood? Since when? -
Since the producer told me to, Mom! Duh! -
Can we hurry this up? These sticks I'm using to symbolically connect us are heavy! -
I'm so proud of Baylor. Today, holding sticks. Tomorrow, who knows? -
Ha ha! Fooled you again! This is probably the last time, for reals. Or is it? -
Wait up, you guys! I'm on a crutch, you know! -
Seriously! I'm slow! Stick to the plan! -
Thank you for nto making us wait for Missy to hobble in. -
Okay, the Tribal is christened. Let's go! -
Alec, still in character from Ep10. Someone should probably let him know it's okay to stop. -
Trust, loyalty, blah blah blah. Can we hurry up with the vote? I've got to get back to planning my investment strategy for the million. -
Agreed. Please, let's. -
*Awkward silence* (Except: Since when does Keith wear Alec's shirt?) -
Okay, per your wishes. Anybody want to play an idol? I know two of you have them... hint hint. -
So... -
*Slightly more awkward silence* -
Collective silent Nelson Muntz: Ha ha! -
It's funny 'cuz they have to vote again! -
Man, I am totally bringing up that Natalie forgot to vote for Keith last time. -
Sigh. -
And there you have it: The actual last one, at least for the next two hours, unless Jaclyn ends up on the jury. -
Uh, dude: that torch deal? -
And in the end, it appears the howler monkeys should have been afraid of Missy and Baylor, rather than the other way round -
Yay. -
Seethe.
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