Yes. Click the back arrow to just skip to the end and save yourself the misery.

So to sum up: I still have an idol, the opposing alliance is one person fewer, and I'm still in power.

Keith: Is it just me, or is this group getting smaller?

Look, this is a TOTALLY different challenge than last week's IC. For one thing: balls. For another: One foot. See? Totally different.

And mere seconds in, Alec is out.

Feel the excitement.

Jon: Hey Probst, I'm ready for that plate of half-chewed candy again.

One of these people will enjoy reward. Okay, all of them.

Natalie wins! The challenge. Just the challenge, unfortunately.

Psst, Natalie: Please save this season for us. We're all counting on you.

Have fun on Exile, Wes! Er, Alec. Er, whatever, you'll be gone soon enough.

Jaclyn: Seriously, let go of that hug, Natalie. I'm not pleased.

You didn't pick us? YOU. WILL. PAY.

That seems natural.

I hope there won't be any hashtagging in here tonight. There was enough of that last episode.

Wait, is Baylor leaving camp? Carrying a whole extra canteen?

Wow. To put all that extra work in? She must be really pissed.

Jon: *sigh* Hold the glass by the stem, ladies. By the STEM.

Jon: Survivor :: sommelier: wine, obviously.

Are you kidding me?

It's taken three episodes, but I FINALLY have the hook baited to blindside Jon. I hope nothing screws this up.

Why are we doing an interview now? Is Wesley coming back in yet?

So we can vote them out now, right? I had to get water because of them.

Wake us up when it's time to collect our check, guys.

How many times do I have to tell you, Jon? There are cameras filming us right now! Put him back in and zip it up.

Jon! I thought you promised, no more hashtagging!

Danni, Gary, Judd, and Stephenie?

A reminder: Saint Jon has suffered for your sins.

Jeff, if we cry before the challenge, can you just give us the necklace? Can I trade our rice for it?

Uh, no. We want Jon to get it. Or maybe Keith.

Not cool, Probst.

Probst: Okay, this is just like it was in Blood vs. Water, which you all watched before you... ah, who am I kidding? Just try to not knock over the blocks.

Keith is out to an early lead, but these are blocks, not balls. Keith is only good at balancing balls.

Whoa! Alec is not hopelessly behind! Yet.

Ah, there we go.

So Jon has an insurmountable lead. Awesome.

And done. Knight him.

Everyone: Yay, Jon! Natalie: Great.

Thank you guys for producing the outcome we wanted. In return, we might show you this episode. Except you, Alec. Sorry.

*GROAN*

Hooray!

*Spit*

Newly doomed Alec commences scrambling.

Baylor once again accurately predicts the the future.

So to sum up: I still have an idol, the opposing alliance is one person fewer, and I'm still in power.

Just don't say anything at Tribal. Okay?

The jurors, thrilled to make an appearance.

Also thrilled.

Jon, so thrilled he takes a nap.

The running rat was planted by CBS!

This is way more interesting than whatever it was we've been talking about for the last half-hour.

Speaking of interesting, is this a good time to talk about my personal tragedy?

Yes, please do.

YES! YES!!! PLEASE DO!!!!

That fire over there is bright.

Tough luck, Wes. Er, Alec.

On noes! The vote turned out slightly differently than intended?!

Did I just vote out Alec? Is that bad? Who was he, again?

I stuck with the plan! Ha ha ha ha!

The tribe has spoken, Wes. Er, Alec.