Volume II,
No. 6
June, 2001
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Court
orders new rules for NBA finals In the wake of the Casey Martin decision, a California District Court has stepped in to even the odds in the NBA finals between the Los Angeles Lakers and Philadelphia 76ers. Late on Monday evening, the court ordered new "Sixer Friendly" rules in place. Among the new rule changes are: Diminutive Allen Iverson will be allowed to carry a step ladder with him on court in order to allow him to shoot over Kobe Bryant and other taller NBA players. Click here for the full story. Disney hopes
'Discover Lite' lures broader, less-educated audience |
Sport
utility makers unveil upscale new 'galley' class A new battle for supremacy has emerged among the makers of SUVs, with the brand-new, larger, even-more-expensive design of vehicle known as the "galley" class. All three of the first entries, including the Ford Exgalley, the Pontiac Conquistador, and the Chevy Trireme, feature a double-decker design, in which the lower level is occupied by up to ten galley slaves. Click here for the full story.
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BBC chagrined at Tinky Winky's arrest. Unemployed Teletubby
arrested in adult theater |
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Is there any
celebrity less deserving than Liv Tyler? |
Cranky
Andy! Yes, there's no end in sight. Cranky Andy's compendium of lists of things continues to expand faster than Colby Donaldson's post-Outback waistline. Click here. Jittery Jeff!
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Jenna's
Restaurant Reviews We're pleased to welcome First Daughter Jenna Bush on board for a fascinating look inside Beltway and Austin cuisine. She may mention a drink or two as well. Bottoms up! |
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The True Dork
Times Profiles in Heroism Award This is a world ripe
for heroes, and we think we've found one. He has single-handedly
(although it involves multiple hands) helped society by surreptitiously
impeding the steamroller-like progress of industry and government. The
first True Dork Times Profiles in Heroism Award winner is... |
Animal
of the month: With fur-like feathers, vestigial wings, and an active, go-go nightlife that consists mostly of rooting around in the dirt for tasty, wriggling grubs, the Kiwi is our pick to click for the month of June, 2001. |
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Once again, we invite your contributions to Things Which Don't Suck. This would therefore not include things like the DMV, lines at Disneyland, or Fred Durst, all of which really do suck. |
Link
Here's our True Dork Times-endorsed link: Kagearm! Loads of vaguely hoof-and-mouth- inspired German mayhem. Fun for the whole brownie-scarfing family! (Yes, we stole this link from memepool). |
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