Episode 13: SHAINT be praised
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This week: SHAINT is its own reward.
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Mike is a terrible person who turned on me, and that's why I voted for him, even though he never voted for me. -
Whoo! Dan makes fire! He's 100% guaranteed to win the game the now! Fire is life, you know. -
What? That shouldn't be. -
With Tyler now out of the game, Carolyn assumes his role of spilling her alliance's secrets (Dan's second vote advantage) to other people. -
Okay guys, we found this, the one green place in all of San Juan del Sur, to hold this challenge. Now let's get this over quickly, so we can leave again. -
So if we win, we get a helicopter ride and a feast with all the *WHAT*? -
Hey Jeff, it was my damn birthday three days ago, and you still didn't give me a present, bro. Just stating facts, bro. -
Run, people! Run! Dig deep! It's critical you don't lose a second on the physical part of this challenge. -
You could be losing critical seconds untying these knots! Untie faster! -
It's neck and neck! Go faster! You must be first to solve the puzzle! Milliseconds count! -
Rex Wash? Yeah, that's Probst, all right. Always talking about washing Rex. -
Extra fishin' gear! I like your thinking. Probst never could get rid of that. -
Please, Sierra. Nobody says FIXIN'. Come on, now. Be serious. -
Man, I hope nobody injured themselves going over those obstacles. -
In these dark and troubled times, there is but one universal truth. And it is SHAINT. -
By Jove, I think he's got it! -
Apparently not. -
Will: All the Fixin's, Jeff! All the Fixin's! I did this! Me! (and also Carolyn) -
I feel bad, Rodney. But when you think about it, SHAINT is its own reward. -
Even the vulture on the flag is turning away from Rodney's grief. -
I won a challenge! Me! Well, also Carolyn, I guess. A bit. And maybe Probst helped when he just placed all the letters for us. -
The helicopter is nice, but I'm not sure that's really *ALL* the fixin's. -
Well... thanks for sort of considering me for something, Will. -
Worst. Third-day-after-my-birthday. Ever. -
Sierra, did you know it was my birthday three days ago? -
Really? OMG, Rodney. I had *NO* idea. -
I have a lovely pair of melons. -
That's two jury votes locked down! -
Luckily, they were able to salvage the treemail from the paper jam in the printer -
Delicate touch, Will! This one is made for you! -
Sierra, are you interested in joining me on this vote? Uh, sure. -
Ha ha, no. If I didn't keep giving people false hope, you guys would never show me. -
No, Rodney. You can't have a special helicopter ride and feast for participating just because it's your 'birth week.' -
Oh, sure. Give the Texas guy and the horse-riding woman a roping challenge. That seems fair. -
Rodney, not quite getting the distance. -
Mike doesn't really seem like the Cochran type, so... meet the new Ozzy. -
You guys: Dan could actually win an individual challenge! (In theory.) -
We spoke too soon. -
Sierra seizes the reins. -
Ha ha, just kidding. Mike wins, duh. -
Bad news, guys. Your Strong Six is about to become a Strong Four. Funny how that happens. -
Ha ha, just kidding again. I don't care. -
You guys couldn't find a more throne-like spot for this? You've had four seasons to look! -
Don't forget: I had a lovely pair of melons. -
Even the subtitlers agree that Dan is the obvious winner. -
Boo! Here's Mikey! -
Come on, Mike. These people are not acting too comfortable. Have you felt bamboo before? -
Hey, remember that idol I found in Ep1 that hadn't been mentioned again until this episode's Previously On... segment? -
Okay, one of you people will be voted out. Hurry it up, we have Second Chance votes to make. -
Hey Jeff, did you know it was my birthday six days ago? I'm starting to think you forgot to shop. -
Oh, Rodney. *sigh* -
Hey Jeff, did you know it's *my* birthday sometime this year? I'll take my present now, too. -
I can't believe I shaved for this. Wait, did I? -
Hey Jeff, I have this advantage. Can I trade it for fishing gear? -
Look, guys! I brought my own parchment! -
One more thing, Jeff... -
An idol? This shouldn't happen. Nobody else from White Collar played an idol. -
Thank you, Carolyn! I was worried you'd forgotten you had this. -
I *love* it when Carolyn has an idol! -
*THREE* of you people guessed right on an idol play? Okay, when we get back, I'm telling everyone this is the best season ever. -
That's right! -
In another sense, I have some bad news: Dan, you didn't win. -
SHAINT
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