Nothing says 'white collar' quite like behind hauled around like livestock. Points for yellow, we guess.
Nice to see So and Joaquin are already an inseparable duo before the game even starts
Cool, the Brawn tribe gets to wear blue this time around.
So that would make this... the Beauty tribe? Eh, close enough.
Jenn, look out! Behind you... that feather dude... he's.... Well, you'll find out soon enough.
Welcome, guys! I've taken the liberty of separating you into tribes: Blue Collar, Yellow Collar, and Red Collar.
Uh, Jeff? I don't have a collar, white or otherwise.
Ours are all yellow, or plaid, even.
Mine's white. I guess that means I'm in charge.
Oh, Dan Foley. *DO* go on about how only blue collar people work.
You're trying to trick us into picking a leader at arrival? Again? Come on, Probst.
So: Uh, Jeff? They all just took a step backwards, so it looked like I volunteered. Can I go back? No? *Sigh*
How did you know disc golf was THE sport of the blue collar masses, Jeff?
I was told there would be sandwiches. Which way is the commissary?
Hi guys, before we start: I just wanted to tell you all that I'm completely deaf, so I will not be speaking for the remainder of the episode.
In small print at the bottom: 'Ha ha, the joke's on you if you pick this. These are magic beans, good only for growing giant beanstalks.'
What's in this giant middle box? Is it sandwiches? Let's open it and find out.
This invisible sandwich is just as good as I'd hoped it would be.
Bad news, guys. We chose a giant bag of beans instead of screwing you over. We're officially the boring tribe.
That's totally not fair that they got to select us as the boring tribe. Now I won't get any more confessionals.
Heyyy. Any of you women loose?
[Uncomfortable glaring]
[Turns around] Wait a second... we're on Exile Island beach? Are you trying to tell me idols are easy to find here, or something?
To be fair, there *was* a big box in the middle, it just wasn't marked 'Neutral'
Honest had, like... a caveat
Oh yes, that totally sounds plausible
On the plus side, at least production didn't provide them a script for their lie. Not that it would have improved it.
That's not what the dudes on your tribe are saying. Just saying.
What are you saying? They're right behind me?
Hey you, camera boy. You look like you could use some Jordans. Am I right?
See... right there... it says 'Newly reformed bad boy.'
You're right! It does! *Swoon*
If you keep reading, a little further down it also says 'Hantz 4 Lyfe.' Chicks never get that far.
It's Day 1, I haven't eaten in three hours. Can I eat some gross food yet?
Scorpions. Not just for Eastern Europeans with poor musical taste any more!
Side effects may include vomiting.
I *REALLY* like Jenn. She seems so real.
Vince: Hey Jenn, wanna be in an alliance with me? Jenn: Uh... sure.
In no way can this shot be misinterpreted as representing Vince's excitement at being 'in an alliance' with Jenn.
Later... yay! Joe made fire!
Vince: Hey Jenn, do you *still* wanna be in an alliance with me? Jenn: Uh... sure.
I really *DON'T* like Jenn. She seems so fake.
Taste the happy, Jenn!
Dude, I just made fire. Shouldn't that say 'Golden boy' instead of 'jewelry designer'?
Meanwhile, back at the boring tribe.... Dan: I am a *FAT* man!
Really? We hadn't noticed.
I would like to interject here, and state for the record: I was actually in this episode. Stop calling me Blue Kelly.
Wow, that guy with the beard is *OLD*. Now, who here needs some Jordans? I have some in that box over there.
*THIS* should win the ladies over.
I dunno, Dan. Didn't Rupert wear a skirt or something? Maybe that's a better plan.
Meanwhile, Vince is still reaffirming his 'alliance'.
I'm pretty sure Tyson didn't have to suffer nearly this much to get his first hashtag, guys. Not cool.
Farmer Tyler is displeased with the state of the White Collar shelter
These people are always going on about what huge Survivor fans they are. Couldn't one of these geniuses have figured out they'd need to make fire?
Apparently not.
Besides, who needs fire, when there are immunity idols waiting to be found?
As a longtime fan, I know I should keep looking in this one hole until production hides an idol here.
Good idea, So.
Addendum on page 2: If you can pull off an extra-cool blindside with more idols, just ask a producer, and we'll hide more for you.
This is fairly large. I will probably eventually need this.
Place your bets now: The ramp for the first post-swap challenge will say 'Blue tribe' and 'Red tribe,' yes?
Good news, guys! This challenge has choices: You can pick this 'straightforward' more-than-50-piece puzzle with no obvious corners and a border only on two sides, which we won't show you beforehand...
Or this 'super-difficult' one that's a simple 5-piece tangram. But we also won't show it to you. But we will show you the 10-piece one from One World.
One World? Is that like a rastafarian thing?
Seriously, Probst. Nobody wants to remember One World. Give it up.
No matter. I am the immunity idol. I am here to steal you SOUL.
Your *SOUL*. It is *MINE*.
Okay, we're almost ready to start: Shorter people, crouch down. Tall folks, stand up straight.
Why does everyone insist on touching me?
Max, please stop visualizing touching Jenn
The best part of any team challenge is when 5/6 of the team gets to stand around, waiting.
Okay, swap out, guys. Different people want to stand around, waiting.
We want you guys to make choices in this challenge, except about where to place your ladders
Oh, you actually need to use your ladders for climbing up to something? Uh, just lean it against a person, or something.
Man, I wish I'd watched One World right now.
Man, I wish this puzzle was actually 'straightforward' right now.
Look, it's not that hard. Nobody needs to watch One World.
See? Now they can watch Worlds Apart instead.
Uh... White Collar? Look, there's still time to just go get the 10-piece bag and copy off of No Collar's answer key.
Look, there's *STILL* time to... ugh, never mind.
Good news! Max has placed almost as many pieces as are in the entire tree puzzle!
Look guys, all is not lost. Lightning might strike the Blue Collars' puzzle table. Right? It could happen.
Boring tribe doesn't lose!
Where's your Masaya now?
Yay, a decorative participation trophy. Our self-esteem is maintained.
We get sandwiches with this, right?
Curse you, One World
Why are you making me sit in a tree to do this? Is there an idol here?
Don't worry, So. I'm totally on board with you. Unless I'm not.
Don't worry, So. I'm also totally on board with you. Unless I'm not.
Don't worry, Carolyn. Your name is not on my chopping block. But your head is. Whoops.
I have the idol. Please don't do a 3-2-1 vote split and blindside me.
Carolyn is really old. But if she goes, I'm the next oldest.
Dude, how can it be day 3 and you don't even have detectable stubble?
Three words: Laser hair removal
New at Tribal Council this season: First person voted out gets to sit in the treehouse bit in the back, eat watermelon, and spit seeds at the attendees
Sounds fair, Probst
The 'dilemma'? Oh... blah blah, neutral box, blah blah
They're lying, Jeff. But good job making them re-tell the lie in front of you.
Wait, where are these seeds coming from? We haven't voted anyone out yet!
It was Bring Your Kids to Work Day
Don't trust Max
Good luck trying not to.
You didn't step up in the challenge, and I have no idea how to spell Tyler
Being associated with San Juan del Sur in any way is a huge red flag
Can we just skip to the bonus images at the end?
Okay, then: Twins!
Maximeme 1
Maximeme 2. You're welcome.
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