Episode 14: "Perception Is Not Always Reality"

Published: May 15, 2012

Finally, our weekly awards become season-long ones, and as you might guess, there's a whole lotta Kim.

Episode 13: "It's Human Nature"

Published: May 11, 2012

Tarzan will give up the Trolly when you pry it out of his cold, dead hands. Everything else is mostly Kim.

Episode 12: "It's Gonna Be Chaos"

Published: May 4, 2012

It's reverse awards time this week, as Sittys and Reverse Slittys abound. Even Kat's filter wins something.

Episode 11: "Never Say Die"

Published: April 27, 2012

Once again this week, two Zans take home awards. But also Sir Hamsalot, everyone's new favorite player that isn't Kim.

Episode 10: "I'm No Dummy"

Published: April 20, 2012

Two Zans, One Leif, No Rules. Actually, there are rules, but most of the awardees ignored them.

Episode 9: "Go Out With a Bang"

Published: April 13, 2012

If "with a bang" means "a challenge with no Jeff Probst," then sure ... we guess.

Episode 8: "Just Annihilate Them"

Published: April 6, 2012

Does anyone pictured here win an award this week? Mmmmaybe.

Episode 7: "The Beauty in a Merge"

Published: March 30, 2012

In which awards fly willy-nilly to Tarzan, Leif, Kat, and Kim. Hopefully they all deserved them.

Episode 6: "Thanks for the Souvenir"

Published: March 23, 2012

Good riddance, thanks for nothing, not if we see you first, etc. Let's think about Tarzan meeting Kat instead.

Episode 5: "A Bunch of Idiots"

Published: March 16, 2012

You know who aren't idiots? Tarzan and Kim, who win almost all the awards this week.

Episode 4: "Bum-Puzzled"

Published: March 9, 2012

You'd probably never guess that Colton and Bill would get awards this weeh, huh? Well, so does Casting.

Episode 3: "One World Is Out the Window"

Published: March 2, 2012

Colton wins exactly the award you'd expect, but in light of the women's victory, Sabrina wins something too.

Episode 2: "Total Dysfunction"

Published: February 24, 2012

Colton gets an award, but it's probably not the one you were expecting. So there.

Episode 1: "Two Tribes, One Beach, No Rules"

Published: February 17, 2012

This week, a new crop of awards wends its way to Tarzan, Kourtney, Chelsea and Sabrina, in some order.

Jeff Pitman is the founder of the True Dork Times, and probably should find better things to write about than Survivor. So far he hasn't, though. He's also responsible for the Survivometer, calendar, boxscores, and contestant pages, so if you want to complain about those, do so in the comments, or on Bluesky: @truedorktimes