Ep.14: "Million Dollar Question"
Published: December 18, 2012
Here we go, not just episodic awards, but overall season-long ones. Who will take them home? Anyone shown here?
Ep.13: "Gouge My Eyes Out"
Published: December 14, 2012
With the finale mere days away, Malcolm's unused idol at least gets some more recognition. At least there's that.
Ep.12: "Shot Into Smithereens"
Published: December 7, 2012
Will there be Justice for Malcolm? For Denise? For Abi? Nope, just for Lisa, obviously.
Ep.11: "Hell Hath Frozen Over"
Published: November 30, 2012
Lisa, after wrestling with the ethics of it for the entire season, finally takes home a Trolly. We knew she could.
Ep.10: "Whiners are Weiners"
Published: October 23, 2012
It's Abi's turn to sit the bamboo throne. Of course. But there are also awards for Lisa and Pete and Carter.
Ep.9: "Little Miss Perfect"
Published: November 16, 2012
Penner and Lisa, in some order. Also Artis. All pictured here! We should have just stopped with this picture, probably.
Ep.8: "Dead Man Walking"
Published: November 9, 2012
Yeah, you saw it coming: The Secret ex-MLBer wins an award. But also three tribes and Lisa, so that's something.
Ep.7: "Not The Only Actor on This Island"
Published: November 2, 2012
Oh hey, a celebrity is on this season, and they have a secret. How original. Awards for Jeff Kent! and Penner? Sure, why not.
Ep.6: "Down and Dirty"
Published: October 26, 2012
Did Probst finally win one of our four awards? Yes. Yes, he did. You'll never guess which one. (Well... you probably will.)
Ep.5: "Got My Swag Back"
Published: October 19, 2012
Everything came up Malcolm in this episode, and as you might expect, there's an award for that.
Ep.4: "Create a Little Chaos"
Published: October 12, 2012
Finally some recognition for hidden idols! Not to mention the great immunity challenge, "Swing Break." And more.
Ep.3: "This Isn't a We Game"
Published: October 5, 2012
Matsing finally wins something! Unfortunately, it's just an award from us. So do celebrities, Denise, and various Kalabaws.
Ep.2: "Don't Be Blinded by the Headlights"
Published: September 28, 2012
For this week's awards, we recognize Cookies (!), Carter, RC (the contestant, not the challenge, since there was no separate one), and Denise.
Ep.1: "Survivor Smacked Me in the Chops"
Published: September 21, 2012
This week, awards find their way to celebrities (hurrah?), insects, Dawson, and Angie. You'll never guess in which order.
Pre-season: Cast analysis
Published: September 13, 2012
In a pre-season sneak peek, Jeff grades the new (and returning) Survivor: Philippines cast on their ability to win the game, placing them in tiers of decreasing likelihood: Likely, Possible, Unlikely, and Impossible.
Other TDT recaps:
Jeff Pitman has been writing Survivor recaps for far too long. Here are some you probably will regret reading...
Survivor: Edge of Extinction | Survivor: David vs. Goliath | Survivor NZ: Thailand | Survivor: Ghost Island | Survivor: Heroes v. Healers v. Hustlers | Survivor: Game Changers | Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen X | Survivor: Kaoh Rong | Survivor: Cambodia | Survivor: Worlds Apart | Survivor: San Juan del Sur | Survivor: Cagayan | Blood vs. Water | Survivor: Caramoan | Survivor: Philippines | Survivor: One World | Survivor: South Pacific | Survivor: Redemption Island | Survivor: Nicaragua | Survivor: China | Survivor: Cook Islands | Survivor: Vanuatu | Survivor: Pearl Islands | Survivor: The Amazon | Survivor: Thailand | Survivor: Marquesas | Survivor: Africa
See also: The full True Dork Times index of past seasons.