Episode 14: "Loyalties Will Be Broken"

Published: December 20, 2011

As we hand out season-long awards, finally, yeah ... they pretty much go to the people you'd expect.

Episode 13: "Then There Were Five"

Published: December 16, 2011

You know it's a pretty special week in Survivor history when both the editors and God win awards. Praise be.

Episode 12: "Ticking Time Bomb"

Published: December 9, 2011

In which we reward the show for returning to its one true love: talking about Russell Hantz.

Episode 11: "Cult Like"

Published: December 2, 2011

Sophie continues cornering the Slitty market in between naps, while a surprise guest awardee takes the Trolly.

Episode 10: "Running the Show"

Published: November 18, 2011

You may be shocked to learn Coach, Ozzy, and Sophie won awards this week. A bit shocked to learn which ones? Nah.

Episode 9: "Cut Throat"

Published: November 11, 2011

Ozzy and Brandon get awards again this week, but this time ... they're not the ones you would expect.

Episode 8: "Double Agent"

Published: November 4, 2011

Cochran and Coach, again. As one would expect with the outcome of this episode's big Tribal.

Episode 7: "Trojan Horse"

Published: October 28, 2011

In these troubled times, it is right to recognize Coach, God, and Cochran. At least that's what we tell ourselves.

Episode 6: "Free Agent"

Published: October 21, 2011

In which a Hantz not pictured here wins another award. Yay. But also some for Coach and Jim.

Episode 5: "Taste the Victory"

Published: October 14, 2011

This week, we're all about the Benjamin. Well, okay, also two awards for Jim!

Episode 4: "Survivalism"

Published: October 7, 2011

A new (mostly) crop of awardees this week, including Dawn! And Sophie! (Also more Brandon, but whatever.)

Episode 3: "Reap What You Sow"

Published: September 30, 2011

Coach and Edna? Each winning awards? It could happen, apparently.

Episode 2: "He Has Demons"

Published: September 23, 2011

Yeah, you know this was coming. Someone's getting a Trolly! You'll never guess who.

Episode 1: "I Need Redemption"

Published: September 16, 2011

In which the Trolly award is used to recognize ... sincerity? And other premiere-based revelations.

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