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Today's fun-filled
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NEWS
LIVING
- Our gift to you:
the official True Dork Times Horoscope.
Don't trust anything else!
- You haven't lived
if you haven't checked out our Surviv-o-meter.
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EDITORIAL
INTERACTIVE
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