Presenting...THE RANT PAGE
As you can probably already tell, we at the True Dork Times are
an angry, bitter lot. As a consequence, we frequently tend to sit
around and blather on and on, semi-coherently, frightening the elderly,
animals, and small children. As a public service, we provide fairly
accurate transcripts of these proceedings. Read them at your own
risk.
Editorial note: The writings presented here do not necessarily
represent the views of the True Dork Times, deathsuite.org, or the writers
themselves. Then again, maybe they do. Now dated for freshness!
Today's rants:
Mark Hansen presents "Stop
paying to watch commercials!"
Jeff Pitman mumbles about "The
New American Dream!"
Andy Braniff bemoans the fate of "The
Pluto formerly known as a planet" (April 1, 2001)
Jeff Pitman gesticulates wildly, yelling
"I've got your campaign reform right here!"
(July 1, 2001)
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