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THE RANT PAGE


As you can probably already tell, we at the True Dork Times are an angry, bitter lot.  As a consequence, we frequently tend to sit around and blather on and on, semi-coherently, frightening the elderly, animals, and small children.  As a public service, we provide fairly accurate transcripts of these proceedings.  Read them at your own risk.

Editorial note: The writings presented here do not necessarily represent the views of the True Dork Times, deathsuite.org, or the writers themselves.  Then again, maybe they do.  Now dated for freshness!


Today's rants:

Mark Hansen presents "Stop paying to watch commercials!"
Jeff Pitman mumbles about "The New American Dream!"
Andy Braniff bemoans the fate of "The Pluto formerly known as a planet" (April 1, 2001)
Jeff Pitman gesticulates wildly, yelling "I've got your campaign reform right here!" (July 1, 2001)
 


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