We're not really sure how to explain Jeff. Some theories posit that he was raised by wolves, others that he was just a damn weirdo. Regardless, his guerrilla journalism tactics frequently caused Deathsuite more harm than good. He was an editor for the Collage, and chief instigator of the guerrilla 'zine, the Puddwhacker. He now serves as editor-in-chief of the True Dork Times. He was involved in multiple bands, and had a penchant for decorating walls with various unsightly pieces of what can politely be referred to as "art," although we certainly wouldn't go that far. Since then, he has scrawled various musings, which we certainly cannot recommend. Rumor has it that he is now a bitter Ph.D. scientist, studying the genetics of gay "fruit" flies.
Bands that probably wish they couldn't claim any connection with Jeff: * Big Dead Fish (guest vocalist on "The Katrina Song") *Caddywompus *The Jasper Rine (a.k.a. Jasperson) |