FOX
News flooded with applicants for next edition of American
Scapegoat
Drawn to the lure of the international spotlight like moths
to a bug zapper, leaders from developing countries are busy
auditioning to be the next to reap the instant celebrity of
24-hour news channel coverage. That's right, auditions for
the third edition of FOX News' wildly popular reality show,
American Scapegoat, are already underway. Early word
from the studio is that Iran and Syria look to be strong contenders
this time around. But can perennial dark horse Kim Jong-il
of North Korea finally woo the judges?
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