Volume IV, Number 2
June, 2003
Cover
Front page (this issue)
Archives
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Columns
Things Which Don't Suck
Crappy's Bowl o' Flushing

Survivor crap
S7 spoilers
S7 recaps
Survivometer 7
Survivometer 8




Based on the frequent charge that we are just too negative around here, we've decided to set a precedent for happy, inclusive, uniter-not-a-divider rhetoric, by compiling a list of Things Which Don't Suck.  We envisioned this is as a rapidly-changing, frequently-updated list, which takes into account our reader's suggestions.  So far, this has meant you'll be lucky to see it change more than once a month, and it currently reflects entirely our overworked staff's opinions.

E-mail your suggestions to: truedorktimes@truedorktimes.com if you think a different strategy should be in order.


These are a few of our semi-favorite things, in no particular order:
1. Spin devotes nearly an entire issue to Saddle Creek bands

And they even managed to avoid calling Omaha "the next Seattle"... wow! Although there was the requisite fawning over Radiohead for much of the rest of the issue. But still....

2. Apple's iTunes music store

Okay, apart from a surprisingly decent selection of material by Trail of Dead, the selection is almost exclusively major-label hitmakers, much of it not unlike what you'd have found in your average Wal-Mart in 1992. But the concept is still a good one. One-click, guilt-free downloads directly into your iTunes library, and you don't have to buy the crappy filler songs on an album if you don't want to. Who says compromise is weak? Now please stock more indie labels! Thanks.

3. Pitchfork.com

A fine gathering ground for the latest news, reviews and schmooze from the indie world. Impressively current, something we'll never achieve. And they tastefully chose a fine (albeit defunct) San Diego band for their site's name.

4. The Chicago Cubs and Boston Red Sox could still theoretically meet in the World Series

This would be a good opportunity for a lockout. It's the only way both sets of fans could still lose. Well, okay, we're sure Bud Selig could come up with a number of other ways, such as awarding the World Series trophy to the All-Star MVP, but you get the idea. Luckily, lack of hitting (Cubs) and pitching (Sox) depth will probably put this possibility to rest before it becomes a problem.

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