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Episode 1
"Boys vs. Girls"

Filmed Nov. 3-5, 2002.
Airs February 13, 2003.

CBS Ep1 web promo

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Episode descriptions
TV Guide: "Burnett says it heightened the sexual tension during challenges and reduced inhibitions at camp. 'This series brings more sexy moments than ever in the past.'"
Cast TV ad vidcaps: Click on a thumbnail to view larger picture. Hand-selected for maximum degree of flattery!

Ad 1
Roger and Jenna (speaking),
plus IC footage
Aired: 1/19/03

Voiceover: "An all-new Survivor adventure is about to begin in the Amazon. And this time, it's the battle of the sexes."
Probst: "One tribe men, one tribe women."
Roger: "If we lose to these women, we are going to get ragged on, big time."
Voiceover: "Don't miss the 90-minute premiere."
Jenna: "I just want to beat them to just, kind of like, shut them up."


Ad 2
Alex and Jenna
Aired:
1/19/03

Voiceover: "Who will survive? Alex, project manager..."
Alex: "Stupid people just annoy me."
Voiceover: "Or Jenna, swimsuit model?"
Jenna: "I'm willing to get naked... if it's all in good fun."
Alex: "Awww, dude!"

 
 

Ad 3
Roger, Shawna and Daniel
Aired:
1/22/03

Voiceover: "Who will survive? Roger..."
Roger: "I'm a wise old man and I'm a deceptive old man."
Voiceover: "Shawna..."
Shawna: "I love competing against guys."
Voiceover: "Or Daniel?"
Daniel: "How do I feel about competing against women? There's no competition."
Roger: "They're all a bunch of wimps!"
Shawna: "Oh, bring it on!"


Ad 4
Heidi and Rob
Aired:
1/23/03

Voiceover: "Who will survive? Heidi..."
Heidi: "Survivor is my life."
Voiceover: "Or Rob?"
Rob: "What shenanigans and mischief can I think up to get these 15 other jerks off the island?"
Heidi: "Oh." (eyeroll)

 
 

Ad 5
Alex and Jenna (again)
Aired:
1/27/03

Voiceover: "Who will survive? Alex, triathlete trainer..."
Alex: "Stupid people just annoy me to no end."
Voiceover: "Or Jenna, swimsuit model?"
Jenna: "I'm willing to get naked... if it's all in good fun."
Alex: (clenching teeth) "Awww, dude, no! That could make me insane!"

 
 

Ad 6
Butch and Janet
Aired:
1/29/03

Waiting for vidcaps. See Milkshaky's at EZ.

     
     

Ad 7
Full cast, with Roger, Shawna, Daniel and Jenna speaking.
Aired:
1/31/03

Largely recycled footage, some new images at right. TC walk?

 

Voiceover: "An all-new Survivor adventure is about to begin in the Amazon, and this time it's a Battle of the Sexes."
Probst: "One tribe men, one tribe women."
Roger: "If we lose to these women, we are going to get ragged on, big time."
Voiceover: "It's beauty versus brawn."
Shawna: "I love competing against guys."
Daniel: "There's no competition."
Voiceover: "Who will prevail?"
Probst (at first IC): "The guys are having a hard time." (Spliced in): "Ladies, what are you doin'?"
Jenna: "I just want to beat them to just, kind of like, shut them up."
Probst: "Don't miss the 90-minute premiere."

 

Ad 8
Christy
Aired:
2/3/03

Voiceover: "Imagine being on Survivor, competing for a million bucks."
Probst (presumably at IC start): "Go!"
Voiceover: "Imagine doing it and being deaf."

Christy: "It's gonna impact playing this game."
Voiceover: "But reading lips can be a huge advantage, so the others better watch what they say."

(Note that Christy and Jenna are high-fiving each other in their first IC clothes - more evidence for a Jaburu win?)

 

Ad 9
Full cast, with Jeanne, Roger, Shawna and Jenna speaking.
Aired:
2/6/03

Many new images of Ep1 IC (re-ordered to put in rough challenge stage order).

 

Voiceover: "Survivor competition has always been intense.... But wait'll you see what goes on in the Amazon."
Probst: "Go!"
Voiceover: "This time it's the men versus the women."
Jeanne: "I've competed against men my whole life, and I've always won."
Voiceover: "The female tribe is playing for women everywhere."
Roger: "They may have the will, but they don't have the strength!"
Voiceover: "And the men..."
Probst (at IC): "The guys are having a hard time..."
Voiceover: "Pray they won't be embarrassed." (Rob falls on balance log).
Roger: "We are the most macho guys."
Shawna: "Oh, bring it on!"
Voiceover: "Who will be the ultimate Survivor?"
Jenna: "I'm ready to kick some butt!"
Voiceover: "Survivor: The Amazon. 90-minute premiere... (blah blah)."
 

 



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