Volume III, Number 10
October, 2002
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Based on the frequent charge that we are just too negative around here, we've decided to set a precedent for happy, inclusive, uniter-not-a-divider rhetoric, by compiling a list of Things Which Don't Suck.  We envisioned this is as a rapidly-changing, frequently-updated list, which takes into account our reader's suggestions.  So far, this has meant you'll be lucky to see it change more than once a month, and it currently reflects entirely our overworked staff's opinions.

E-mail your suggestions to: truedorktimes@truedorktimes.com if you think a different strategy should be in order.

These are a few of our semi-favorite things, in no particular order:
1. Ding dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch!

The theme song for every party celebrating the absence of the Yankees from the World Series.

2. The Supreme Court puts a hit on the GOP's attempts to embezzle the NJ Senate election

Whassamatta? Djouse guys not get the orders? Da anti-democracy stuff only happens after the election. Capiche?

3. Watching the Two Towers trailer at least once a day

 Of course, they now include almost the entire Helm's Deep sequence, but it helps pass the time.
4. Pretty Girls Make Graves

Hint to aspiring bands: if you must have "influences" be obvious in your work, you can't do it much better than having those be Drive Like Jehu and Fugazi, as is evident in "Speakers Push the Air".
5. Darby Conley releases another Get Fuzzy book

If all mainstream comics were this good, we wouldn't mind quite so much that Family Circus takes up 1/16th of our comics page.
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