|
"Good
Morning, Miami"
"CSI: Miami"
|
Hasn't
Florida been on TV enough yet? |
| "Mc"
Donald Trump's commercial with Grimace |
It's got to be pretty embarassing when a mime dressed like a fat,
fuzzy, purple Hershey's Kiss acts circles around you, just by
batting his eyes. |
| The
lingering stench of American Idol-related hype |
Can't
we all just get along without them? Do we really have to wait
until American Idol 2 before they're forgotten? Let's try
to get a headstart, shall we? |
| Those
@%$#%$@ pop-up ads for Miller Lite's fantasy football crap at
ESPN.com |
Look,
I was unlikely to buy your watered-down horse piss in the first
place, and I don't want to play your retarded game. Leave me the
hell alone! And having to close your #&^@$^#*&@ window
every time I click on anything at ESPN makes it tempting
to consider sending bags of turds to you in the mail, as a token
of my appreciation. |
