Volume III, Number 10
October, 2002
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A True Dork Times cooking exclusive!
Laura's Recipes

By Laura Bush, First Lady
Special to the True Dork Times

Laura Bush's Mushroom Cloud Pie
1 cup of flour
1/2 cup of butter
1 egg
Pinch of salt
1/2 tsp. baking powder
1 lb of white cap mushrooms
Pinch of black pepper
1 cube of beef boullion
1/4 cup of water
1 8" pie tin		 Mix flour, salt and baking powder, add egg and 1/4 butter.

Mold into two dough balls of equal size.

Roll out both dough balls into 1/2" thickness.

Press one dough ball into pie tin.

Dissolve boullion into water and mix with mushrooms and remaining butter.

Spread into pie tin and cover with remaining dough.

Place in Iraqi desert.

Wait 6 - 8 weeks for nucular holocaust.
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