Ep.14: "Perception Is Not Always Reality"
Published: May 15, 2012
Finally, our weekly awards become season-long ones, and as you might guess, there's a whole lotta Kim.
Ep.13: "It's Human Nature"
Published: May 11, 2012
Tarzan will give up the Trolly when you pry it out of his cold, dead hands. Everything else is mostly Kim.
Ep.12: "It's Gonna Be Chaos"
Published: May 4, 2012
It's reverse awards time this week, as Sittys and Reverse Slittys abound. Even Kat's filter wins something.
Ep.11: "Never Say Die"
Published: April 27, 2012
Once again this week, two Zans take home awards. But also Sir Hamsalot, everyone's new favorite player that isn't Kim.
Ep.10: "I'm No Dummy"
Published: April 20, 2012
Two Zans, One Leif, No Rules. Actually, there are rules, but most of the awardees ignored them.
Ep.9: "Go Out With a Bang"
Published: April 13, 2012
If "with a bang" means "a challenge with no Jeff Probst," then sure... we guess.
Ep.8: "Just Annihilate Them"
Published: April 6, 2012
Does anyone pictured here win an award this week? Mmmmaybe.
Ep.7: "The Beauty in a Merge"
Published: March 30, 2012
In which awards fly willy-nilly to Tarzan, Leif, Kat, and Kim. Hopefully they all deserved them.
Ep.6: "Thanks for the Souvenir"
Published: March 23, 2012
Good riddance, thanks for nothing, not if we see you first, etc. Let's think about Tarzan meeting Kat instead.
Ep.5: "A Bunch of Idiots"
Published: March 16, 2012
You know who aren't idiots? Tarzan and Kim, who win almost all the awards this week..
Published: March 9, 2012
You'd probably never guess that Colton and Bill would get awards this weeh, huh? Well, so does Casting.
Ep.3: "One World Is Out the Window"
Published: March 2, 2012
Colton wins exactly the award you'd expect, but in light of the women's victory, Sabrina wins something too.
Ep.2: "Total Dysfunction"
Published: February 24, 2012
Colton gets an award, but it's probably not the one you were expecting. So there.
Ep.1: "Two Tribes, One Beach, No Rules"
Published: February 17, 2012
This week, a new crop of awards wends its way to Tarzan, Kourtney, Chelsea and Sabrina, in some order.
Other TDT recaps:
Jeff Pitman has been writing Survivor recaps for far too long. Here are some you probably will regret reading...
Survivor: David vs. Goliath | Survivor NZ: Thailand | Survivor: Ghost Island | Survivor: Heroes v. Healers v. Hustlers | Survivor: Game Changers | Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen X | Survivor: Kaoh Rong | Survivor: Cambodia | Survivor: Worlds Apart | Survivor: San Juan del Sur | Survivor: Cagayan | Blood vs. Water | Survivor: Caramoan | Survivor: Philippines | Survivor: One World | Survivor: South Pacific | Survivor: Redemption Island | Survivor: Nicaragua | Survivor: China | Survivor: Cook Islands | Survivor: Vanuatu | Survivor: Pearl Islands | Survivor: The Amazon | Survivor: Thailand | Survivor: Marquesas | Survivor: Africa
See also: The full True Dork Times index of past seasons.