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Episode 10: "I'm No Dummy"
Filmed: August 25-27, 2011; Aired: April 18, 2012
  • Reward challenge: "Survivor Auction" - everybody blows cash on food except Troyzan and Christina, but Christina is selfish for not blocking Troyzan from buying the advantage in the immunity challenge.
  • Immunity challenge: "Return from the Dead" - Just as Troyzan is in trouble, a challenge in which he can save himself appears. It's a Christmas miracle!
  • Hidden immunity idols: Kim still has the only one, as far as we know.
  • Voted out: Leif, in a clever Leif/Tarzan vote split (where Tarzan voted for Leif!): Leif-4, Tarzan-3, Kim-2.

We would like to voice our horror at approximately the last third of the show. Troyzan made sense, but in the least diplomatic way possible. Hence our cavalcade of sighs. In retrospect, the title appears to be the equivalent of "It's not poop, it's dirt."

Trolly: Troyzan
Trolly
ICU!: Leif
ICU!
Beasty: Tarzan
Beasty/Sitty
Slitty: Sabrina
Slashy/Slitty
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trollyThe Russell Hantz Memorial Troll of the Week award (the "Trolly"): Troyzan
Honorable mention: Chelsea

We questioned this decision repeatedly, but there's really no way of avoiding it: Troyzan officially switched into Troll mode this week. To be fair: we understand. He's been applying for 11 years, he finally gets his shot, and he was playing decently. But his chances have pretty much been torpedoed by the opening men-vs-women initial tribal division that placed Kim's Day 1 Salani alliance in line ahead of her now-defunct New Salani one. Even so, though, the toxic combination of petulance and arrogance Troyzan displayed this week, whether in the post-tribal council scene that opened the show, or at the immunity challenge, or at tribal council, served no purpose other than getting attention. And thus: Trolly award.

 

Can't we all just agree I should win? Come on!

Worse yet, with his open taunting and grandstanding, he's now playing an even worse game than Russell Hantz (for whom this award is named). Russell at least berated his tribe from a position of power, gleefully orchestrating their boots while guaranteeing that precious few jurors would ever vote for him to win. Troyzan is applying the same antisocial tactics, but from an extreme minority position - simultaneously guaranteeing not just zero jury votes (save perhaps Jonas, Jay and Leif), but actively stifling his chances of convincing any of the remaining players to join him in an alliance, which significantly reduces his chances of ever reaching the finals.

 

The guy in the $5 suit is going to lose? Come on!

Speaking of alliances, while it was frustrating watching Troyzan's fruitless attempts to convince the remaining New Manono players (Tarzan, Alicia, Christina) to ally with him for their own self-preservation, he went about it all wrong (and not just the condescension). Christina and Alicia are not the people he should be working on, or at least not the only ones. While Christina and Alicia did appear to settle for 5th and 6th place, in refusing to budge from the apparent bottom of an alliance with the other four women, it seems from their voting that one of Kim, Chelsea or Sabrina has already promised both that they're her ideal F3 opponents (most likely Kim, who voted with them, and has previously talked about having multiple options). So a guaranteed shot at F3 seems quite preferable to being guaranteed merely 4th and 5th in an alliance with Troyzan, Tarzan and Leif.

 

Troyzan might have been better served to approach Chelsea and Sabrina (or Kat), who now appear to be in trouble if Kim goes with the goats (which would be Kim's best late-game move). He could sell them on an F3 alliance of strength, and they each have a decent shot of beating Tarzan and Leif in late immunity challenges. Instead, Troyzan yelled at them. *sigh*

icuThe Purple Kelly Memorial Invisibility Cloakee Unmasked! award ("ICU!"): Leif
Honorable mention: Kat, Tarzan, Christina

You've gotta feel for Leif. He made it 10 episodes into Survivor: One World, and he was awarded a grand total of four confessionals in that time. Four! Matt had that in the first episode alone, Sabrina more than double that. That doesn't even come close to the ignominy of not getting a confessional in his boot episode, which is almost unheard of. How should we, the viewers, feel about Leif being eliminated? Who knows? How does he feel about it? Who knows? We barely even met him!

 

If I look like a skeleton, maybe they'll think I'm already dead.

Yes, yes. The editors had to establish the "Troyzan vs. the world" storyline, although even that is a bit of a slap in Leif's face, since he's been voting with Troyzan for most of the game, including this week. Oh well. At least we'll always have the shots of Leif sleeping in a box/coffin, and with the knowledge that he draws blood for a living, we will still choose to believe that the many, many scenes of bats are actually Leif in airborne form. *sigh*

beastyThe Colby Donaldson Memorial Challenge Beast award (The "Beasty"): Tarzan
Honorable mention: Troyzan

This was a bad week for the -Zans. We had made it a point here the past couple of weeks to point out the seeming brilliance of Tarzan's apparent angling for a goat F3 spot by performing terribly in challenges. Nothing says "drag me to F3" like dropping out of an endurance challenge before the last echoes of Jeff Probst's "Go!" begin to fade. Not only that, but Tarzan was voting with Kim's group on the Jay boot, too!

 

Tarzan meets his Sitty Achilles heel

This week's events, however, revealed that all to be a mirage, a charade, a mummer's farce. An illusion, Michael. Not only did Tarzan choose this inopportune moment to dust off his unrivaled coconut-trampolining skills (for which he previously won a Beasty), but he also managed to unwittingly go along with the women's Leif/Tarzan vote-splitting plan. Psst, Tarzan! They're not just voting with you, they're also voting for you. *sigh*

slashyThe CIrie Fields Memorial Smiling Backstabber award ("Slitty"): Sabrina
Honorable mention: Kim

While Kim is still apparently pulling the strings, Kim also is now an open target for Troyzan's ire. As she predicted, the game changed with Michael's boot, and there's no going back. Were it not for her ace in the hole, the hidden immunity idol, she'd be in fairly severe danger of being booted now. As evidence of that, she's now racked up three votes against her over the past two tribal councils. In contrast, one player has managed to vote for the person ultimately booted every time she's attended tribal council, while never having been voted against herself: Sabrina.

 

Sabrina! The eyerolls are supposed to be silent!

So for maintaining a perfect voting record, Sabrina wins this week's Slitty award, sort of by default. While it's not clear Sabrina can make a strong case for winning (everyone sees Kim as the ringleader, or at least everyone with a "zan" in their name), she's playing a strong game, and is doing so while keeping her head down, and avoiding confrontation. Or at least she was, until she got into yelling matches with Troyzan at the auction and at tribal council. *sigh*

See also:
Other recaps you probably wish you would have read instead of ours
Recaps and commentary Exit interviews

  • Rob Cesternino at RobHasAPodcast: "Thinking Outside of the Box with Survivor Leif Manson"
  • Gordon Holmes at XfinityTV.com: "Survivor: One World Castaway Interview – Leif Manson"
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