Published: August 29, 2012
For the finale, final nods to Probst, Epic IC builds, Twila, and of course, Chris. Plus an in-depth evaluation of the finalists' perfomances in front of the jury. Was Chris as flawless as advertised?
Published: August 22, 2012
Volcanoes continue to grab the spotlight, so you'll never guess who wins the Trolly. Hint: Not Scout, Chris, or Eliza.
Published: August 15, 2012
As Ami's run of dominance comes to a close, finally a legit prize for her, as well as for Chris, and others.
Published: August 8, 2012
Chris and Eliza and loved ones take the prizes, but we somehow failed to reward Chris for his epic trolling (pictured).
Published: August 1, 2012
Even though we could have awarded the pig again, we instead found room for Scout, Julie, Leann, and... unnamed villagers.
Published: July 25, 2012
Out come the knives... to slice off awards for... (yes, finally!) Pigs! And Scout and Chris, we guess.
Published: July 18, 2012
As the merge finally arrives, Chris starts his race to the finish line, Rory leaves (sniff), and Julie paints a heart for Probst.
Published: July 11, 2012
More prizes for the suddenly (and thankfully) saved Rory, of course. But also for Scout and... Julie?
Published: July 4, 2012
Yeah, yeah, the usual suspects (Rory, Scout, Ami, Chris) take home the titles. But aren't you at least happy we didn't give a prize to the pigs?
Published: June27, 2012
Oh sure, Survivor pulls off a swap, and... none of the contestants themselves get awards. Sorry. But Mt. Yasur and the Yasur chief's necklace do!
Published: June 20, 2012
Dah makes his glorious cameo, entrancing the entire Yasur tribe (mostly Lisa), and winning himself an award. But don't forget Rory (and Lisa)!
Published: June 13, 2012
With two votes (some of them classic ones, as shown), there was a lot to process. But Eliza, Bubba, Chad, and John K. come up with trophies.
Published: June 6, 2012
While the Spirit Stone garnered most of the attention this week, we still found time to recognize JP and Eliza, among others.
Published: May 30, 2012
In the battle of the sexes for our weekly awards, the men came out on top (of the balance beam), with Chris, Brook, Brady, and Sarge all snagging, er, "honors."
Other TDT recaps:
Jeff Pitman has been writing Survivor recaps for far too long. Here are some you probably will regret reading...
Survivor: David vs. Goliath | Survivor NZ: Thailand | Survivor: Ghost Island | Survivor: Heroes v. Healers v. Hustlers | Survivor: Game Changers | Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen X | Survivor: Kaoh Rong | Survivor: Cambodia | Survivor: Worlds Apart | Survivor: San Juan del Sur | Survivor: Cagayan | Blood vs. Water | Survivor: Caramoan | Survivor: Philippines | Survivor: One World | Survivor: South Pacific | Survivor: Redemption Island | Survivor: Nicaragua | Survivor: China | Survivor: Cook Islands | Survivor: Vanuatu | Survivor: Pearl Islands | Survivor: The Amazon | Survivor (US): Thailand | Survivor: Marquesas | Survivor: Africa
See also: The full True Dork Times index of past seasons.