Worlds Apart intro shot

Worlds Apart intro shot

CBS pre-game interview

Pre-game posing

More pre-game posing

Look, Ma! No arms!

Pre-game cast posing with Parvati

Day 1 tribe photo

Blue collar truck, Day 1

Blue collar truck, slightly closer up

Riding on the truck

Opening sequence confessional: I'm filet mignon, and they're a bunch of Steak-umms.

Escameca arrives, Day 1

Greeting Probst

Escameca, the Blue Collar tribe

Choosing a representative (Dan, wisdom)

More Escameca walking (to camp?)

Showing disbelief that Mike and Dan were actually honest

Working on Escameca's fire-making effort

In camp, chopping stuff

Random opening sequence shot, getting frondly

If someone is all tatted up, it's easy entry

Discussing his tattoos with Lindsey

Describing the personal tragedy his tattoo represents

I knew I could get to any girl's heart with that story

Telling the women Dan has to go

Escameca arrival, Ep1 RC/IC

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep1 RC/IC

Starting line, Ep1 RC/IC

Belatedly hitting the hay

Crossing the first non-hay obstacle

Watching Lindsey fiddle with the locks

Mike swaps in, doing the knots instead

Mike is STILL doing the knots

Helping move the ladder along

Waiting as Sierra empties the puzzle bag

No Collar has already won, Sierra still struggling

Watching Mike get help from the No Collars at working the puzzle

Blue Collar doesn't lose!

Happy Blue Collars

Admiring the second-place trophy

Annoyed at being bossed around by Mike, early Ep2

Uh... no

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep2 RC/IC

Listening to Probst

More listening to Probst

Starting line

Watching Dan reach the finish platform

Reaching the final obstacle

Watching Sierra shoot

More watching Sierra

Blue Collar doesn't lose!

Offended by Dan, Ep3

Hard at work

Yelling at Mike

Complaining about Mike

Making fun of Mike

In case you were wondering: Cool, Calm, Collective [sic.]

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep3 RC/IC

Starting line, Ep3 RC/IC

Ready to collect some water

Coming back with another barrel load

Blue Collar wins!

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep4 RC

Listening to Probst

Sitting out, watching the starting line

Kelly returns to camp, freshly bandaged

Talking about women holding themselves to a higher standard

Mocking Lindsey's face tattoo

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep4 IC

Starting line

Going down the rope portion of the course

Trying to beat Max for second place

Talking boot options with the alliance

(Lindsey)

Obviously

Heading to Tribal

Talking to Probst, Ep4 Tribal Council

Bye bye, Lindsey

In camp, post-Tribal, early Ep5

Pre-swap lineup, Ep5

Selecting a new buff

Blue to the end, bro

Now with New Escameca

Ready to launch stuff, Ep5 RC

Heading back to camp with the reward

Broing down with new bro Joe

Giving the new tribemates the tattoo story

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep5 IC

Starting line

Watching Dan swing and break stuff

Escameca wins!

Getting the idol

Talking about the swap bringing in new allies, early Ep6

Speaking of new allies...

Yes, before you even said it, bro

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep6 RC

Starting line

Crossing the obstacle

Reacting to a missed shot

And another one

Forming an unbreakable alliance with Sierra

Discussing throwing the IC with Mike

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep6 IC

Listening to Probst

Matchup vs. Carolyn

Losing, somehow

Escameca loses!

Telling Mike they have to boot Joe

It's so obvious. We would be stupid not to.

Filling in Joaquin on the plan

Escameca, Ep6 Tribal Council

With the original Blues

Joaquin got voted out?!

What's up with that?

That ain't right

Talking about the boot with Mike, early Ep7

Not cool, Mike

Arrival, Ep7 merge

Listening to the official merge treemail

Yay, new buffs

Merge feasting

More eating

Talking about his new post-merge alliance with Carolyn and Will

Setting that alliance up

It's foolproof

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep7 IC

Ep7 IC, now in progress

Not loving it

Rooting against Joe

Great. Joe won.

Back in camp, dispersing

Listening to Mike's plan to test Will's loyalty

Merica, Ep7 Tribal Council

With the Blue Collars

Great. Jenn played an idol.

Thanks, Mike.

None of this would have happened if we'd just booted Joe when I said

It was all Mike's fault, Will

Not happy with the small rice portions the new women in camp are serving

*sigh* They're everywhere!

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep8 RC

Listening to Probst

Collecting bags

Watching the final puzzle stage

Hoping Joe picks him to tag along on reward

He didn't

Trying to find Joe, who's trying to find the idol

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep8 IC

Starting line

So far, so bad

This is fun

Great. Joe won. AGAIN.

Merica, Ep8 Tribal Council

Listening to Dan and Shirin argue, early Ep9

Complaining about Mike not voting out Joe, again

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep9 RC

Liking the sound of candy

Red team, ready to go

Watching Jenn try to retrieve rings

Now watching Joe try

Tired of losing out on rewards

Still tired of losing

Breaking out the impressions to entertain Will

Mike, obviously

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep9 IC

Starting line

Still in it

...and done

Watching to see who'll win

It's Tyler. Phew.

Heading out to Tribal

Merica, Ep9 Tribal Council

This had better work

Ready to go, Ep10 auction

Eating steak, trying not to listen to Shirin

Listening to Mike trying to blow up his spot

You better relax, bro!

Verifying Will's story about the snacks

Listening to Will yell at Shirin

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep10 IC

Shirin raises her hand to oppose Will

Starting line, Ep10 IC

Trying to catch up to Mike, as usual

Yay, Mike won

Time to keep voting out the No Collars, then

Merica, Ep10 Tribal Council

Yelling at Mike

Bye, Jenn

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep11 RC

Listening to Probst

Ready to roll some barrels

Making progress

Sierra tries a new approach

Hey, this might work!

It didn't

Fine. Dan doesn't want to give up his spot for me.

All I can say is, they'd better give me reward on my birthday

Still mad

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep11 IC

Two necklaces? Okay.

Starting line

Holding on

Still in it, barely

Mike has to lose soon, right?

Merica, Ep11 Tribal Council

Listening to Dan

Great, Mike has an idol now?

*sigh*

Celebrating Shirin's boot

Damn right

Spoiler alert: It's Rodney

It's my birthday. Where's my cake?

Listening to the Ep12 RC treemail

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep12 RC

Blue team, ready to go

Grabbing a sack

Dropping the sack to go through the net

Watching Dan work the catapult

Dan almost had it!

Not a happy birthday

That's fine if nobody wants to swap out. I'll have another birthday.

Worst. Birthday. Ever.

Oh, it's raining too?

That ended quickly

Starting line, Ep12 IC

Still in it

Not fun

That's cool, Mama C won

Merica, Ep12 Tribal Council

Listening to Dan

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep13 RC

Listening to Probst

Just one more chance for someone not swap out for me on reward, Jeff

Blue team, starting line

Over the net climb

Going through the gate

On to the puzzle

No, Sierra. That's wrong.

*sigh*

Seems legit

*deeper sigh*

Thanks for not keeping your promise, Mama C

Hey Sierra. Did you know it was my birthday 3 days ago?

Worst. Birthweek. Ever.

At least Dan found some melon things

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep13 IC

Starting line

Trying to hook some bags

Stupid rope

Trailing Mike, as usual

Great. Mike won again.

Nap time

Merica, Ep13 Tribal Council

Listening to Sierra

Watching Carolyn celebrate her idol play

Consulting with Carolyn, early Ep14

Pre-challenge lineup, Ep14 RC

Happy to see Rodney Sr.

Starting line, Ep14 RC

Sliding tiles

Trying to catch up to Mike again

Still moving tiles as Mike wins

Saying bye to his dad

Giving Mike's mom the royal treatment back at camp

Pre-challenge lineup, Final five IC

Listening to Probst

Ready to go

Blindfolded, starting line

Great. Mike wins again.

Pretty much, bro

Ready to take out Carolyn or Sierra

Telling Mike the plan

Final five Tribal Council

Blue Collar to the end

Pre-challenge lineup, Final four IC

Listening to Probst

Starting line

About to go through the obstacle and collect a bag

And Mike wins again

Crowd-necklacing Mike

Ha, Carolyn thinks she's final three!

Guaranteed to get the million now!

Final four Tribal Council

What?

Not funny, bro

Getting ready to make a fire

Not going so well

*Still* going

Got a flame! Almost there...

Any second now...

Damn it

Burning a shirt on the way out

Last person snuffed, Final four

Final words

With the jury, final Tribal Council

Asking Will a question

Listening to Jenn call the jury bitter

Giving Will his jury vote

At the finale/reunion, waiting for the vote reveal

Showing off his suit, reunion show

Finally! A damn birthday cake!