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Episode 9
"Gender Wars... It's Getting Ugly"

Filmed July 19-21, 2004
Airs November 11, 2004

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Episode descriptions
CBS: -Fetching treemail, one Survivor is surprised to get more than just mail, but the meaning of the surprise remains a mystery.
-One group of Survivors hatch a devilish plan to screw over their tribemates.
-Hatred drives two Survivors to serious lobbying to get each other voted out.
-One Survivor's guilt over aligning with a faction is exacerbated by a tribemate's words.
CBS Ep9 TV and web promos/ Click on thumbnails to view larger picture

CBS Ep9 web promo
Uploaded November 5, 2004
Note: Lots of freeze-frame silliness missing. Would it kill CBS to use Quicktime instead of lame-ass Real Media?

Transcript:
Voiceover: Survivor is America's most-watched reality show. Thursday, guys are outnumbered 5 to 3.
Probst (at challenge): Sarge, you look angry!
Voiceover: They're the island's newest endangered species.
Chad: Oh my god!
Voiceover: And if they can't break the all-female alliance...
Twila: I did...
Sarge: You gave me your word, Twila!
Voiceover: They'll become... extinct!
Eliza: It's definitely personal!
Chris (to Chad and Sarge): Scout will burn Eliza.
Twila (to Sarge): I didn't screw you all on purpose
Chris (confessional): It definitely showed vulnerability in the women's alliance
Chad: Ha ha!
Voiceover: The battle of the sexes heats up. Don't miss a new Survivor, CBS Thursday.

 
   


Post-Ep8 TV preview
Aired November 4, 2004

Transcript:
Probst: Next time on... Survivor
Sarge: Camp sucks. Kissin' and "I wanna cuddle with you." I'm tired of hearing "I love you, you love me."
Leann: (mumble)... LOVE... (mumble)
Sarge: It makes me sick.
Probst: And Alinta gets a new pet
Pig: Oink oink, oink.
Eliza: Help, come here!
Twila (holding machete): Here, pig pig pig pig...
Sarge: I can taste its fat back cooked up with my cabbage
Eliza (holding tree mail): No no no no no. You can't eat him!


 
   




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