Phoning it in

Published: September 17, 2013

Jeff Pitman finds the premiere of Survivor: All-Stars indeed full of 'stars,' yet sadly lacking in authenticity and non-camera-conscious gameplay.

Jeff Pitman is the founder of the True Dork Times, and probably should find better things to write about than Survivor. So far he hasn't, though. He's also responsible for the Survivometer, calendar, boxscores, and contestant pages, so if you want to complain about those, do so in the comments, or on Bluesky: @truedorktimes