We just booted Shirin! I'm king of the world! Nothing can stop me now!

Nobody expects the hashtags, Terry

Go ahead and leave that on as a blindfold, Peih-Gee. It's all downhill from here.

Spencer: Not for me! My life is fine!

Savage: Twists! Why is it always twists?

I was told there would be no twists.

Please let this be a hidden idol instead

Stephen: Yes! I'm on a team with Monica again! Hurrah!

Peih-Gee: Ha ha, very funny, Probst. Where's my real buff?

The new Bayon tribe, where everyone must talk about their feelings.

The new Ta Keo tribe, where everyone (Joe) will win every challenge. Take a nap until the next swap, guys.

I hope this camp has hammocks. Eh, if not I'll make some. Whatevs.

And... the tribe that sinks to the bottom of the ocean. Better hope we do a Third Chance, guys.

Oh, there will be *lots* of shade here, don't worry.

We have a 4-2 majority! And nothing else! And... yeah, probably not even that.

Please, I lived with J'Tia for 11 days. How bad could this possibly be?

Don't worry, Savage. Maybe we'll both be the Outcast returnees this season.

Well, duh.

We just booted Shirin *and* I got a better tribe! I'm king of the world! Nothing can stop me now!

Did you know we're on this season, Kass? Me neither.

We have Joe! So I'll be sitting out challenges again starting next episode!

Kelley: Gosh, you're pretty, Joe. Joe: Yup.

The only time since early 2011 in which 'under the bus' has been remotely amusing.

Um, no. Let's not do any #Borneoga

Look! I *am* on this season! See, this is proof!

Spencer: I'm pretending to talk about my feelings, to appear less of a gamebot. Jeremy: That's cool, bro. I'm pretending to listen.

The good news is: We also don't have any food.

Varner talks about his feelings to Jeff Probst

I have a great idea! We'll look for the idol as a tribe, then share it. Because sharing is caring.

Caring? *Pfft* We'll never find that.

Do you have a gift for me, friend tree?

Nope!

Why is this person so happy?!

Oh. Well. Yeah, that'll probably do it.

Hey guys, the only extra incentive to finish first is you get the idol that's not painted in Angkor colors. Ew.

*Collective groan*

Keith: Can we trade our extra flint for a bunch of food?

Just for asking that, Keith, we're editing you out of the first three episodes.

Keith [quietly]: I'll be good.

Peih-Gee: Let's get ready, guys! Woo, Abi, Varner: F@#* it, we've already lost.

Stephen: Okay, Stephen. Relax. Don't blow this.

Whoa, deja vu.

Jeremy will never be mistaken for Mance Rayder

Angkor, feeling anchored

Hurry up and do the puzzle, guys. I can't stand here forever.

Further evidence that Monica was briefly in this episode

Okay, now Monica's been removed again. Phew.

We presume Abi-Maria couldn't work the puzzle because she tore her anterior give-a-shit ligament

Meanwhile Joe (and, technically, Kass) is already done for Ta Keo

It's not a celebration unless Spencer is disappointed in the background

Bayon is one piece away...

Don't give up, Angkor! Maybe there will be a huge earthquake just under Bayon's puzzle!

Or not.

Yay, team.

And now we'll have a minute-long segment that gave the episode its title but is otherwise completely incomprehensible

Probst: I just said Redemption again! I love that word!

Why U look so down, Bayon?

Why U look so Y, Varner?

Because I'm wearing what appears to be a fake-colored buff?

Smiles, everyone! Smiles!

Have I told you guys about when I met my wife yet? Today, I mean.

Wait, *she's* in our alliance? Why didn't anyone tell me?

Just a reminder: I'm king of the world! Nothing can stop me now!

Meanwhile, Varner is scrambling his face off

That Varner! He's so unpredictable! I can't even with that.

Abi: Good news, guys. I'm voting with Tasha and Savage. Screw you both.

Um, I'm getting somewhat hostile vibes from Abi. Vytas had the same problem the day he was booted. Should I be worried?

Oh, no, not at all. It's probably just gas.

Well, at least this place has fire, unlike our hellhole.

Andrew Savage, damn glad to be here.

I'm glad to be here! This is fun!

Abby... normal?

Wooo-oh

Sigh