True Dork Times bought 
out by Faux News Channel
Using "piles of money," deep-pocketed news corporation takes over venerable web site.
Related stories
- Content replaced by vapid, flashy layout
- Webmasters escape to Cayman resort while investors lobby Justice Dept. for extradition
- World of web humor mourns loss of repository for marginal, obscure satire
 
War is swell!
Our in-depth, unbiased look at why the rest of the world is evil

Aussie rules
Why Rupert Murdoch is the most generous, pleasant man alive

Is your food safe?
We don't understand biotech, so the rational cure is mass hysteria
 

  
The eyes have it
Take a behind-the-scenes look at Greta's plastic surgery

As good as it gets
How FAUX TV redefined artistic genius with Glutton Bowl and That 80's Show

Another newscaster coup
Carson Daly lured away from MTV to anchor FNC's revamped primetime


Survivor 4 Recaps
Why is this show so popular?  Revisit the lame shows you missed
Enormous gas guzzlers
It is your patriotic duty to own one, to help keep our country strong
Survivor? Humor?
If you think buff-covered toilet brushes are funny, wait until you see this
Cranky Andy
Jittery Jeff
Things Which Don't Suck
Crappy's Bowl O' Flushing
Archives		 Survivor 4 Spoilers
Survivor 4 Calendar
Survivometer 4: Boot odds
Surviwhore!
Survivor 4 Recaps
Survivor humor


Last updated: April 1, 2002
April Fools!


Next issue: May 1, 2002