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By Crappy the Smart-Assed Toilet
True Dork Times Mascot and Craven
Attempt to Appeal to the Lowest Common Denominator
This month, the crap that clogs my pipes is...
Adema
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Oh look! 'NSync
is a nu metal band now!
Actually, it's even more insidious. Instead of just sounding like Korn, this highly processed music-like product decided to get Jonathan Davis' better-looking half-brother to sing! It will be interesting to see just how the music industry tops this. In a traffic accident sort of way. Chodes. |
| FOX cancels Undeclared | Another year, another network gives Judd Apatow the finger. How is it that FOX has no room for this show or Futurama, but Ally McBeal can't starve her way out of the lineup? |
| The Chicago Cubs trade for Antonio Alfonseca and Matt Clement | "Our new closer has six fingers, which makes him 20% better than other closers!" Yeah, the Marlins probably forced them to take Clement off their hands in order to get the prize jewel of the trade, the NL's least effective closer, but still..... |
| John Ashcroft's newfound enthusiasm for labeling any group to the left of him "terrorists" | It's the new "communist"! |
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