Based on the frequent charge that we are just too negative around here, we've decided to set a precedent for happy, inclusive, uniter-not-a-divider rhetoric, by compiling a list of Things Which Don't Suck.  We envisioned this is as a rapidly-changing, frequently-updated list, which takes into account our reader's suggestions.  So far, this has meant you'll be lucky to see it change more than once a month, and it currently reflects entirely our overworked staff's opinions.

E-mail your suggestions to: truedorktimes@truedorktimes.com if you think a different strategy should be in order.

These are a few of our semi-favorite things, in no particular order.

1. Andy Richter Controls the Universe
Surprisingly, not sucky.

2. The way Darth Vader started out life with an American accent, became Canadian, then ended up sounding English
Of course, all the evil people in Star Wars sound English, as well they should.  Although Texan would be a good second choice.

3. Salt and Vinegar kettle-cooked potato chips
We don't care what you say, nothing goes better with a good, thick stout.  The dinner of champions.


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