Caramoan intro shot
Caramoan intro shot
Caramoan pre-game interview
Near the front of the favorites' pre-game lineup
Pre-season ad shot
Fresh off the chopper, Ep1
Favorites, assembled. Ep1
Politely clapping for Dawn and Erik, Ep1 RC
Amused at Brandon's delightful antics
With Francesca, starting line
Winner's quote, Ep1 RC
High five, Franny!
Getting to read the first IC treemail to Bikal. Yay.
Taking a good look at the alleged fans, pre-Ep1 IC
With Bikal, Ep1 Tribal Council
Two seasons, two straight Ep1 Tribal Councils attended.
Night three, watching Brandon yell at people. Good times.
Found a sweet new throne, Ep2
Excitedly waiting to pull a rope, Ep2 RC/IC
I've made a huge mistake. Ep3
Bikal wins again! Ep3 RC/IC
Pre-challenge lineup, Ep4 RC
Probably would be listening to Probst, if his shoes weren't so interesting, pre-Ep4 RC
Politely clapping as Phillip wins the Ep4 IC
Running back after taking a shot, Ep5 RC
Might take another shot, eventually, Ep5 RC
Letting Gota have a freebie 'win' - Brandon's exit, Ep5
Luckily, Brandon appears to have returned the sweater vest, Ep5 'Tribal Council'
Time to switch, Ep6
Dawn and Cochran: synchronized Ozzy-style egg smashing (hand on heart)
Dawn and Cochran: now with New Bikal
Listening to Probst with New Bikal, Ep6 IC
Waiting for Phillip and Julia
Yes! One crate in the wrong place! Woo!
New Bikal attends their first Tribal together, Ep6
One of you guys is going home tonight, you know
Listening to Corinne
Another day, another throne. Sigh. What can you do?
With Dawn, listening to Probst, pre-Ep7 RC
Underway, in hot pursuit of the new Gotas. More or less.
Not to worry, Julia, Phillip has this whole racing thing figured out. Apparently.
Trying to unclip, with new Bikal about to get caught
Listening to Probst, Ep7 IC
Waiting for the paddlers to deliver the phoenix, Ep7 IC
At least new Bikal made voting off the fans somewhat interesting, right?
Reading the first individual IC treemail to the newly merged Enil Edam tribe
Amused at the looks of the first heat, Ep8 IC
Let's get on with this, Probst
These grubs are wiggly
Second round, devouring shipworms
Don't want to jinx this, but Cochran has made it to round 3
On to the final round!
Cochran... wins? Ep8 IC
John M. Cochran has won immunity! The Giants have won the pennant!
Savoring the saving clasp of the necklace, Ep8 IC
Who's a liability now, Keith?
Sharing a bro moment
Can't. Stop. Smiling.
The Enil Edam tribe attends its first Tribal Council, Ep8
Feeling pretty safe right now
Dude, I'm totally ripped, and winning challenges. Ep9 RC
Finally on a winning team (as is Michael), Ep9 RC
Enduring some masculine tomfoolery
The Ep9 IC is officially underway
Still in it, one hour in
Taking one for the team, apparently. Ep9
Hold Up, Bro - Ep9 Tribal Council
Ready to get dirty, Ep10 RC
About to win
They won! Ep10 RC
Pre-challenge lecture time, Ep10 IC
To be accurate, you're standing, Phillip. Also choking me.
Triple immunity at Tribal? Well, this is an amusing turn of events. Ep10 Tribal
So much confusion, Ep10 Tribal
They think they've got me eating out of the palms of their hands. Joke's on them, it's the fingers.
Time for Phase II: Parlay my ability to crack Probst up into a screenwriting gig for a crappy, laugh-tracked sitcom
A thrilling glimpse into the lives of my loved ones on the day I left for Survivor
Getting ready to drop a log, Ep11 IC
Still in it, Ep11 IC. Having an advantage has its advantages.
So this is what it feels like to be Ozzy
Good try, bro. Maybe next time you can give it 110%, or some other sports cliche.
Back at Tribal Council, Ep11. So long, Malcolm.
Time for another challenge already? Ep12 F8 IC
Continue competing, people who aren't eating hot dogs! Ep12 F8 RC/IC
Getting a hug from Dawn, just because... Ep12
Bidding farewell to Reynold, final 8 Tribal Council
Getting the scoop from Andrea on her forward-looking nefarious plans
Filling in Dawn and Brenda on Andrea's nefarious plans
Wake us when the fun starts - 'Fun Climb' - Ep12 F7 IC
Unlike his mentor, Yul, having few qualms about arranging a hit
Back at Tribal - F7 Tribal Council
Watching loved ones videos, pre-Ep13 RC
This would be where we don't say anything about Cochran's mom. Got it.
Group selfie, pre-Ep13 RC
Mainly for thus far avoiding machete-related injuries. But also the running-the-game part, probably.
Ready to go, Ep13 RC
John and Arlene
Second of three bars, on its way
Our most sincere requests for your beneficence, Brenda.
That's cool, she still has one more choice
Getting a hug from dad, who is probably also proud of the dearth of machete-related incidents to this point.
Picking up tips on the finer points of barbecuing and sunglasses
Time to outlast, or something, Ep13 IC
Okay, maybe outlast was too strong a word
Conferring with Dawn, pre-Ep13 Tribal
Heading to Tribal, Ep13
Two will vote against one, but only one will be blamed, Ep13 Tribal
The full Enil Edam remnants, Ep13 Tribal Council
Well... that went smoothly
Fun with cards, Ep14 RC
Yup, third individual challenge win. Pretty much Ozzy.
Is it okay if I call you Colby?
Ready to go: final four IC
Advantages again prove to be advantageous, F4 IC
Spoiler alert: Cochran wins.
You've won four challenges now. Can I offer you the keys to my car? My vacation home in Maui? Dinner at 8?
Time to face the jury: final three
Through the miracles of time and space, everyone is suddenly cleaned up
The winner of Survivor: Caramoan - Fans vs. Favorites... John Cochran
Time for a cameo in Survivor: Game Changers
Arriving at Exile Yacht
Being a gentleman
Talking about Debbie's overconfidence
Making a few suggestions
Offering a selection of fine advantages