At some point in the distant future, we will possibly know something about Survivor 24, beyond the fact that Jeff Probst is the host and that it was filmed in Samoa from August to September of 2011.

At that point, like as not, there will probably be something worth mocking about it. You hear that, Survivor 24? You're getting a temporary pass, simply because nobody cares enough about you to bother spoiling anything about you! You're welcome.