Dan Otsuki

Dan Otsuki - It's Kind of a Funny StoryDan Otsuki has been watching Survivor religiously since season two, and is a recent graduate of the University of Puget Sound, where he double majored in English and Religious Studies. He's also applied to play on the show every time he's been able to do so.


His column, "It's Kind of a Funny Story" has run here at the True Dork Times since 2017, when he first wrote about season 34, Survivor: Game Changers.


Follow him on twitter: @DanOtsuki

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    Who will reach the top?

    Pre-season: Who will reach the top?

    Published: February 6, 2018


    Dan makes his pre-season contestant assessments for Survivor 36: Ghost Island, and finds large numbers of superfans make it more difficult to predict which ones will be successful.

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    Secrets and leverage

    Chapter 13: Secrets and leverage

    Published: December 21, 2017


    In his final Heroes v. Healers v. Hustlers column, Dan assesses the outcome of the season, determines the archetypes of the final five contestants, and has some hot takes on the winner and runner-up, that F4 twist, and the next season, Ghost Island.

    Pre-Episode 14: Jury Jeopardy - HvHvH

    Published: December 18, 2017


    The True Dork Times writers combine their predictive powers to forecast the voting preferences of the Heroes v. Healers v. Hustlers jurors, with an eye to predicting the winner. And, of course, beating Inside Survivor, A Tribe of One, Purple Rock Podcast, and the RHAP bloggers at the same game.

    Chapter 12: Contenders and champions

    Published: December 14, 2017


    Dan takes a parting look at Ashley's archetype and lots (lots!) of idols, then sorts the mere contenders from the potential champions heading into the season finale of Heroes v. Healers v. Hustlers.

    Chapter 11: Twists of fate

    Published: December 8, 2017


    Dan contrasts the balanced play of Lauren with Ben's chaotic turn, and with Mike's nothing-to-lose approach, as they collided in Episode 12 of Heroes v. Healers v. Hustlers. Also some thoughts on the loved ones visit and what it tells us about where the season might end up.

    Chapter 10: Deceptive arcs

    Published: December 5, 2017


    Dan argues that the story shows the rise of Devon and Ashley may be a red herring, why Lauren reminds him of Natalie White, and where the season may be heading after Episodes 10-11 of Heroes v. Healers v. Hustlers.

    Chapter 9: Scotch 'n' Survivor

    Published: November 24, 2017


    Dan takes a stream-of-consciousness, somewhat scotch-aided tour through the highs, the lows, and head-scratching-even-while-sober events of Episode 9 of Heroes v. Healers v. Hustlers.

    Chapter 8: The clues and the clueless

    Published: November 16, 2017


    Dan praises the secret feasts and the big discoveries by Lauren and Ryan, explores Cole's lack of gameplay, questions the tone of Ben's edit, and peers into the future beyond Episode 8 of Heroes v. Healers v. Hustlers.

    Chapter 7: The Love, the Queen, and the Fool

    Published: November 10, 2017


    Following the merge, Dan looks at Ben's and Lauren's decision as one between royalty and comic relief, notes the importance of the merge vote, and finds an underdog who might overcome the long odds of being on the wrong side of it.

    Chapter 6: Good move, bad TV

    Published: November 3, 2017


    Dan laments the loss of Ali (for TV purposes), then gathers himself to project the post-merge likelihood of success for the remaining dozen players of Heroes v Healers v Hustlers.

    Chapter 5: When a bad move looks good

    Published: October 27, 2017


    Dan takes a critical eye to Ryan's big move, and posits its long-term significance, and praises Ben's moment, Mike's find, and Chrissy's manipulation. He also holds out hope for an Ali comeback after the fifth episode of Heroes v Healers v Hustlers.

    Chapter 4: A mini moral quandary

    Published: October 20, 2017


    Dan finds problems with three key characters, praise for three new couples, and a divided opinion on short-lived but luck-based twists, as in the fourth episode of Heroes v Healers v Hustlers.

    Chapter 3: Stupidity as a plot device

    Published: October 13, 2017


    With horror shows on his Friday-the-13th mind, Dan praises the show's focus on ill-advised, bumbling gameplay, plus the surprisingly good showings of two previously overlooked contestants.

    Chapter 2: Foolish innocence

    Published: October 6, 2017


    Dan looks at the importance to the narrative of people playing the roles of literary fools (of various types) in the second episode of Survivor: Heroes v Healers v Hustlers.

    Chapter 1: A tale of two people(s)

    Published: September 30, 2017


    Dan takes time to pay tribute to the unfortunately undershown first one out of Survivor: Heroes v. Healers v. Hustlers, then looks in depth at the bevy of duos pairing up in the season premiere.

    Pre-season: TDT Survivor: HHH contestant draft

    Published: September 22, 2017


    Ben Martell, Dan Otsuki, Pat Ferrucci, and Jeff Pitman come together to rank and draft fantasy teams of the contestants from Survivor: Heroes v. Healers v. Hustlers. Who will reign supreme?

    Pre-season: Heroes, fodder, and everyone else

    Published: August 31, 2017


    Dan takes a quick look at the pre-season cast member interviews for Survivor 35: Heroes v. Healers v. Hustlers, and attempts to predict, based on that, how well they'll fare in this season's game.

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    What is the moral of our story?

    Epilogue: What is the moral of our story?

    Published: June 5, 2017


    Dan looks back at the narrative arcs of the Game Changers final six, evaluates Sarah's winning game and the new jury format, suggests some idol improvements, and looks ahead to next season.

    Pre-Ep.14: Jury jeopardy S34

    Published: May 23, 2017


    The True Dork Times writers (Ben, Dan, Pat, Jeff) combine their prognosticatory powers to predict the outcome of the Game Changers jury vote. And beat RHAP, Inside Survivor, and Reality Blurred, of course.

    Chapter 11: You can steal a vote, but not an advantage

    Published: May 18, 2017


    Dan reviews the games of the two departed, tries to divine the impact of the chaotic second Tribal, then examines the expected fates of Tai's idols and the remaining six contestants.

    Chapter 10: Loyalty of the doomed

    Published: May 11, 2017


    Dan finds Sierra's loyalty ultimately led to her downfall, previews the three players he sees as most likely to depart in the next episode's double boot, and someone whose winner chances are rising.

    Chapter 9: Battle of the heavyweights is upon us

    Published: May 8, 2017


    Dan examines Zeke's fall, Sierra's safety, Andrea's rise, and the looming battle for Final Tribal Council supremacy as the end of Game Changers draws ever closer.

    Chapter 8: A descent into madness

    Published: April 27, 2017


    Dan laments Debbie's departure while praising the Pagonging reprieve, and ponders where this leaves Troyzan, Sarah, Sierra, Cirie, Michaela, and the Game Changers season as a whole.

    Chapter 7: Stories emerging

    Published: April 24, 2017


    With two episodes and the merge reducing the cast down to a single tribe, Dan takes stock of where the remaining 11 contestants' stories could be headed in the remainder of the season.

    Chapter 6: Intent vs. impact

    Published: April 18, 2017


    Dan takes a break from the story analysis to briefly touch on the events at Tribal Council, praise Zeke, and take a glimpse at the likely story after the upcoming merge.

    Chapter 5: A little Survivor mythos

    Published: April 7, 2017


    Dan laments the end of the Queen's reign, looks at how lingering Survivor mythology has affected her and other people's games, and digs deep into the Exile winner visit.

    Chapter 4: Wretches and queens (and a king)

    Published: March 30, 2017


    Or more accurately, a wretch, three queens, and a king, as Dan looks at thrones and groans from Episode 5 of Game Changers, "Dirty Deed." Plus a look ahead at the swap and idols galore.

    Chapter 3: Why the past matters

    Published: March 24, 2017


    Dan examines the conflict between prior game reputation and twists that require snap decisions, as in the Malcolm-booting Tribal Council in this week's episode of Game Changers. Then he takes a brief look at a few rising and falling players.

    Chapter 2: The old becometh the new

    Published: March 17, 2017


    Dan explores how some of the old players are finding new life... changing their games, even... in the "Survivor Jackpot" episode of Survivor: Game Changers.

    Chapter 1: Change is in the air

    Published: March 13, 2017


    Dan delves into the first chapter of the contestants' character archetypes, and how they've changed, or not, from their previous form in the premiere of Survivor: Game Changers.

    S34 cast: Stories past

    Published: February 9, 2017


    Leap into the game as Dan examines the character archetypes the Game Changers cast have previously represented, and forecasts their potential success in Season 34.

    Pre-S34: Introduction

    Published: January 17, 2017


    A prologue, of sorts, in which Dan lays out the format and scope of his new column. Dan shares his background in writing and Survivor, and his plans for examining the narrative and characters of the upcoming Survivor season.