Wes deserves far more blame for Deathsuite than he ever got.  Okay, yeah, maybe getting kicked off campus wasn't a walk in the park, but let's look at the evidence: When he wasn't busy creating papier mache rodents and fungi, hammering together bars, or painting weird little animals on the walls, you could be sure he was probably off plotting to destroy global worker productivity with some addictive little card game that some software company in Redmond, WA would later package with their OS.

Always the Deathsuite elder statesman, Wes is now retired and has purple hair.  Rumor has it that he now piffles away his dwindling years designing clothes with funny lights on them. Janet Hansen may also be involved.  Don't say we didn't warn you.


Actual Wes Cherry quotes:

(1) "Wheee!!!"  (scrawled in blood on a random door).  Clearly, some sort of satanic message.

(2) "Yar, dude!!!"  (also scrawled in blood).  We're not really sure what this means.