Janet was the "social" arm of the Deathsuite stranglehold on collegiate politics.  With her official position as Social Committee Chair, Janet could directly decree funding for our parties.  Hee hee!  Also, as a respectable elected public official, she was given free entry to parties at other campuses.  This would allow us to discretely (and of course, highly accurately) copy the stamp, and enter for free ourselves.  Clearly, if you want to take over the world, the first step is to infiltrate the government.

Rumor has it that Janet went on to get her Ph.D., then slaved away tirelessly in a Dilbertian purgatory, before finally wising up and becoming a "fashion engineer."  Do you like your clothes to twinkle when you move?  Of course you do.