As you can probably already tell, we at the True Dork Times are an angry, bitter lot.  As a consequence, we frequently tend to sit around and blather on and on, semi-coherently, frightening the elderly, animals, and small children.  As a public service, we provide fairly accurate transcripts of these proceedings.  Read them at your own risk.

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