CDC
warns of curious outbreak of lip-biting disease at White House
After being contacted by concerned White House physicians,
the Centers for Disease Control issued an alert yesterday,
describing an apparent outbreak of a potentially devastating
neurodegenerative condition known as labiophagia, or the incessant
biting of lips. Both cases documented thus far have been observed
in Presidents, current chief executive George W. Bush, and
his predecessor, Bill Clinton.
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