Volume II, No. 1
January, 2001
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Today's fun-filled factless stories, brought to you by the not-so-good folks at Deathsuite:
NEWS
- Presenting... the first annual (unless we do it more or less frequently) True Dork Year-End Awards
- New 'Church of Oprah' launches to great fanfare
- Hussein and bin Laden woo teen set in new boy band, N*2 Her
- Europeans mandate "Bless you" after sneezing to ward off demons
EDITORIAL
- The Rant Page! Now with new content! And some old content!
- Wow! A real letter to the editor! Uh, sort of.
INTERACTIVE
- What kind of web site would we be if we didn't give you gambling odds for Survivor 2? See our handy Surviv-o-meter!
- Submit your votes now for Things Which Don't Suck
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