Defying all prior records, Rich achieved legendary status within Deathsuite, and Harvey Mudd at large, in the miniscule space of one short year.  School officials were so impressed with Rich's accomplishments that they gave him his leave after his freshman experience.  Among Rich's achievements are: the ability to divide any number by seven, instantaneously, a role in the world-famous Noble Video, the philanthropic donation to the school of numerous trails of what appears to be blood, and groundbreaking experiments on the ability of regulation NBA basketballs to penetrate and pass through double-paned glass.

Since his departure, Rich has settled in San Diego, where he has dabbled in a number of fields, including the worlds of both science and entertainment.  He has also continued his research into the most efficient ways to drain cylindrical metallic containers of their contents.  We're sure a globally-celebrated discovery is just around the corner.