Oscar served as the athletic director of Deathsuite, constantly goading his cohorts into healthful activities, such as baseball games in which consumption of beverages is required for basepath progress, and took an active role in the much-heralded Dorm Olympics. Oscar also founded the Hell Cows, the auxiliary athletic arm of Deathsuite, renowned for their prowess with hockey sticks. Rumor has it that Oscar has gone on to a respectable career as a professor of Mathematics. |