Dave was to Deathsuite as Malcolm X was to the civil rights movement.  If an envelope needed to be pushed, you could be sure Dave was there, kicking and shoving it like a madman, at least when he wasn't asleep.  Few activities escaped Dave's creative grasp: from Bowling for Jesus; to Big Dead Fish and its happy, positive logo; to ammonia ballooning, if someone was likely to take the blame, Dave's name automatically came up.  Not that he necessarily had anything to do with it, but he must have seemed a convenient scapegoat.

Dave now has a Ph.D., and spends his days in the thrill-a-minute, always-sunny lifestyle of Baltimore.  He looks at stars and stuff.
 

Actual Dave Alves quote:

"Look, I'm on TV!" (sitting on top of said appliance).