Based on the frequent charge that we are just too negative around here, we've decided to set a precedent for happy, inclusive, uniter-not-a-divider rhetoric, by compiling a list of Things Which Don't Suck.  We envisioned this is as a rapidly-changing, frequently-updated list, which takes into account our reader's suggestions.  So far, this has meant you'll be lucky to see it change more than once a month, and it currently reflects entirely our overworked staff's opinions.

E-mail your suggestions to: truedorktimes@truedorktimes.com if you think a different strategy should be in order.

These are a few of our semi-favorite things, in no particular order.

1. The body count on 24
Averaging around two per hour, the first salvo in Los Angeles' advertising campaign to unseat the Chicago-New York duopoly as the murder capital of the U.S.

2. Dogs
Still slobberingly happy to see you when you get home.

3. Liking Mary Kate, but not Ashley
You know what we're talking about...

4. Critiquing outdoor Christmas light installations from the air as your plane lands
Providing seconds of passable amusement.

5. Breaking your resolutions before New Year's Day is over
Waiting is for losers.

6. The complete box office and critical failure of Jim Carrey's The Majestic
Sadly, this may mean he is cruelly deprived of a Best Actor Oscar yet again.  We're putting our money on Rob Schneider this year.


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