This
week, according to TV
Guide, we'll see: "The castaways
compete for a seaplane ride and a trip to a spa." They
do so by flinging colored wads at muddy contestants.
Tripping, choking and showboating follow.
Someone
is getting exiled, but don't worry, you won't have to
roll your eyes through more footage of forlorn castaways
filling their time by fruitlessly digging up the island.
Now they'll just sit around doing nothing, apart from
reading clues about where they could be looking if they
weren't exiled. How's that for progress?
The
contestants will face off for another chance to avoid
getting the boot at tribal council. Some combination
of puzzles, racing in water, and lashed-together wooden
structures follows. We'll leave it up to you whether
or not hilarity ensues. Oh, and immunity is bestowed
upon the winner.
