| Markopolo's
Ep 2 Survivor Insider transcripts (thanks to Markopolo
at EZ). |
VOTING
BOOTH CAM
You saw Ryan's torch get extinguished at Tribal Council, but you
didn't see what the tribe had to say as they cast their votes. Watch
as the Morgan members vote another of their own off the island.
Markopolo's note: Check out Ryan S's vote. |
Ryan
O (votes Ryan S.): Ryan a great kid, you have a bunch
of heart, but you don't have the strength for this game. And I'll
see you when I'm outta here.
Lill (votes Osten): Osten, I think you're great,
but you gave up on us. We all came back even though we lost for
the third time. You come back and you're the one saying, "my
big burly body has shut down." You're the biggest one here.
You're the strongest one here. But you still said you wanted to
quit. I couldn't believe you said it was because of your body.
I just feel that you just gave up, so I am voting for you tonight.
Andrew (votes Skinny Ryan): You're a good guy,
but you're in way, way over your head. You're a fish out of water.
It's time to go.
Tijuana (votes Ryan S): NOTE: SUDDENLY TIJUANA
IS CHIRPY LIKE HEIDI!!!! Hey Ryan, this vote is for you.
I think you are a sincere and good person. And I agree with you,
you do not have the physical capabilities like the others. But
at the same time, I didn't see enough initiation from you of what
you CAN do. Umm, instead we had to tell you this and tell you
that, and you can't do that all the time. So, with that being
said, good luck to you, and you get my vote.
Osten (votes Skinny Ryan): FUMBLES THE PARCHMENT
PAPER... Fella, I enjoyed your company. Unfortunately, you
had to go. Hope to see you on the other side.
Darrah (votes Skinny Ryan): I'm voting for you,
Ryan, because I don't think you have the physical strength that
will help us win the next challenge. And it's a critical thing.
We need to win the next challenge or we'll be back here at tribal
council.
Ryan S (votes Osten): You're one of the coolest
guys I've ever met. And you never would have gotten this vote
if you didn't ask me to. But I think we both know who REALLY is
going home tonight (winks at the camera).
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RYAN
S. vs. OSTEN
Ryan realizes he is on the chopping block. However, Osten wants
out of the game. Go Inside the mind of Ryan Shoulders moments
before Tribal Council, when he explains why he should be kept on
the island.
Markopolo's note: Ryan S is DELUSIONAL.
He actually thinks that he is more valuable than Osten. So, Osten
wants to quit, but a big, muscled quitter is better than legs and
shoulders any day. Ryan also goes after his tribe's dynamics. Pretty
harsh words. |
Ryan
S (confessional): It was raining while we were on our way
home and our shelter got beat pretty bad. It wasn't sturdy to begin
with, but we made it in an hour and a half. Well, actually they
did. I was too sick to help them too much. It needed some repairs.
And some repairs were made to it. And that's one of the reasons
why Osten wanted to go. Cuz the shelter is just a wreck. He doesn't
have any clothes. And if they don't vote him out tonight, poor guy
is going to come back home in a pair of boxer shorts and a rainy
shelter to live under.
CUT
At first when Osten told me he wanted to quit,
I was really shocked. But then the more I thought about it, the
more it made sense. Cuz he's been working really hard. He has this
body that he's worked on. He works on it every single day. And he's
got no clothes out here. I mean, he's killing himself. I mean it's
only Day 6 and he's killing himself with all the work he's doing,
all the effort he's put into. And it's really taken a toll on him.
So at first it was a bit shocking, but it kind of makes sense when
you think about it. I think Osten has a little bit less than everybody.
All he has is boxer shorts. And he doesn't like the cold. I find
that odd, because he lives in Boston. But he really hates the cold.
He's up all night putting wood on the fire, getting the fire going.
And he really hates the cold. So this is hard for him. I'm sure
he'll be fine, but it's hard for him right now.
CUT
Ya know, when he told me he wanted to quit and
the other people wouldn't let him quit, it proves how much people
aren't thinking strategically around here, think so socially. What
are they going to do when they really, really need Osten in the
future and it's two weeks from now and he is so torn up. I mean,
this is a game where you've got to be in full force. You've got
to have your whole heart in this. And it just doesn't seem like
he's got it. It's only Day 6. And they're going to bring along a
guy who doesn't want to be here. And they are going to need someone
strategic to beat the other team. That team is kicking our butts
and they're going to drag along a guy who doesn't want to be here.
So that's something I've known about this tribe the whole time --
how unstrategic they are thinking. So I guess it's natural that
I'm not a part of it anymore.
CUT
You've got people over there that don't really
know the game, don't know what they're doing strategically. And
I would be a huge asset there. I would help the team move along.
I tried to tell them that I was going 110 percent. I rebounded from
this morning. They're so wrapped up in their friendships. You can't
even get through to them. I'll ask one person one thing, and they'll
just kinda "ehhhhhhh" and you realize that they are just
thinking about their friends. If there is anybody on the Drake Crew
that is thinking strategically, this whole group is going down.
They are too tight with their bond. They are so inflexible, and
it's not going to work out for them in the end.
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THE
MORNING AFTER
Why was Ryan voted out of the tribe, and what does he believe
led to his demise? Find out as Insider takes you to the
mind of Ryan Shoulders the morning after he was voted out.
Markopolo's note: RYAN GOES OFF
ON HIS TRIBE . He goes after Tijuana, Darrah and Ryan O. He is
pretty funny throughout. BTW, this video is apparantly replacing
the final words video for Insider, although it's still on the
show. |
Ryan
S (confessional): I knew Andrew was going to be the leader
right out of the boat. And I should have kissed his butt the whole
time, because I knew he was going to lay out the boot order for
everybody else. If I could change anything, I would try to get in
with him and get in with his group of friends right off the bat.
I made a mistake by realizing there were a group of guys and a group
of girls and I wanted to stay somewhere in between them, while they
kind of fought and battled it out for leadership. But the group
of girls were too passive and I didn't realize that was going to
happen. They let the guys do whatever they wanted to and they were
just going to follow along.
My biggest downfall was that the only good friend
I had out there was Lillian. And she wasn't in a position of power
in the least bit. Both of us were kind of outcasts. And uh, just
not getting a long with the right people.
CUT
I didn't really, really hate anyone. Tijuana is
definitely a personality I would avoid at all times. I'm sure there
are people out there that like her. I'm sure there are people out
there that love her. But she is someone I definitely would not want
to hang out with. Tijuana is very frank to the point of unnecessary.
It's quite unnecessary. She likes to speak her opinion on things
that are silly and trivial. That's fine, but what's the point? We're
all trying to get along. ...
We never really became great friends. And I'm not disappointed.
I'm sure she's a nice person, especially outside the game when she's
not trying to be so fake. She comes across as being really fake,
also. She's always flirting with Osten and trying to snuggle up
to him at nighttime. And that's why she is still there. I wish I
had breasts; maybe I would still be there.
Darrah doesn't talk, so I don't even know if she
has a personality. And uh, I guess the other Ryan, I forgot about
him (WE WISH WE COULD FORGET ABOUT HIM, TOO). The other Ryan seems
like a very cocky guy, like he knows everything more than anyone
else, like he is going to take this thing to the full extent. And
the girls are falling for it. He flirts with them all day long and
they just go around and follow him. So, if they're going to fall
for it. Why fall for that sleazy guy?
I didn't think about sex or anything sexual related
the whole time I was out there (THANK GOD).
And if you had any notion about my personality, that would be a
very surprising thing.
MARKOPOLO'S NOTE: At this point, I wanted to stop playback of
the video for fear of what he might say or do next. But, to supply
the best info to all Survivor fans, I continued.
Ryan S (confessional): In all honesty, I didn't
think about it one time. I mean, Darrah is a really attractive girl.
And I didn't think about her one way. Actually I was kind of annoyed
she was on my team, because I didn't see what she had to offer and
people were still keeping her around. And that was kind of annoying.
So, as far as looking at the other chicks, I wasn't thinking about
it the whole time.
PLEASE BELIEVE ME, the vote for calling me skinny
Ryan was not a democracy. It was appointed on me and I didn't want
to be called Skinny Ryan. They never asked me. Maybe it would have
been nice if they asked me what I wanted to be called. Instead,
it's he's going to be Skinny Ryan. Thanks, guys. I want that tagged
to me the rest of my life. So it sucks. I hope it fades away very,
very quickly.
---goes on to talk about his feet...we’ll skip that---
CUT
Last night at tribal council, we were paddling
up and I knew it was my time to go. I had that feeling from everybody
else. But it still didn't stop me from appreciating where I was
and what I was doing. Tribal Council looks so awesome, so it was
a lot of disappointment, personal feeling upset of myself, but I
was still happy to be a part of it. It was a great experience.
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SLEEP
COMES EASY FOR SOME
Sleeping conditions are less than perfect on the Drake Island. However,
one tribe member doesn't seem to have a problem with the uncomfortable
and compact quarters. Insiders learn which Drake tribe member sleeps
the latest and escapes the morning chores.
Markopolo's note: ARGH! We figure
out why Jon might be the next booted. He sings Billy Idol for his
tribe and he sleeps in. Well, he does hint that Michelle and Christa
are tight and don't like Shawn. Lots of good stuff here. |
Jon
(confessional): I really want my mullet wig in the treasure.
At the same time, I hope it's our clothes. I'd love my jacket because
I do not want these bug bites (raises arms).
I mean like we pretty much got out of the mosquitoes
by moving out of the woods onto the beach where the mosquitoes are
much less. But we have these sand bugs now that are getting us from
laying on the sand. And they get everywhere that's not covered.
So every night I wear my shirt, I wear my pants, I wear my boxes,
I wear my socks. And they're getting my arms, the only thing that's
not covered.
OK THE GOOD PART BEGINS HERE......
I sleep better than anybody. The second my head
hits, it's just like home, man. My head hits the pillow and I'm
out. I sleep hard and I sleep long. Every morning I wake up later
than everybody else and no one seems to mind. Ya know, there's not
a whole lot to do in the morning. We have a great tribe, if we don't
have to vote anybody off, it's kinda cool. Everybody kind of likes
each other for the most part. There's a little rivalries in there,
between Christa and Michelle and Shawn. (WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
IT SOUNDS LIKE CHRISTA AND MICHELLE DISLIKE SHAWN)
But for the most part, everyone likes each other.
No one minds when someone sleeps a little later, even though it's
always me (chuckles). So that's cool. Plus, I didn't want to be
the guy that woke everybody up at the break of dawn, like (in southern
accent) "GET UP, IT'S TIME TO DO WORK!" That guy (who
yells that) has my vote, no matter what alliance I have.
CUT
I don't think there's envy between who gets more
sleep than others. I think everyone would like to sleep as much
as I do. It's no big deal. ....
Last night was fun. I got to do a little singing. I had a band back
at Virginia Tech and I was the lead singer. It got me a lot of tail,
which is nice. So, no tail here, but I sing a little Billy Idol
"Dance to myself". I think I might break out a little
"Sea of Love" tonight or something. Maybe a little Jimmy
Buffett. I haven't decided. Maybe we need a little hip-hop, who
knows?
I bring a little hip hop to Rupert sometimes and
he loves it. Reminds him of home when some of his boys go out, talk
about getting drunk and do a little rap song. (Rupert) thinks it's
the funniest thing in the world. So I sing every now and then. I
think everyone loved it when I was singing. I have a great voice.
I always have, hopefully always will. The chicks were in into it;
well actually, I think Burton was into it the most (laughs).
A little sad. (laughs some more) .
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THE
EXPLORING DRAKES
With free time on their hands, the Drake tribe set out to explore
their Island. Insiders tag along as they arrive at a mango
tree, where Sean irritates his tribe members.
Markopolo's note: A few good tidbits. |
Burton
(confessional): Says Rupert goes off and does "his
own thing, so we decided to go off without him."
"We see Mangos on the ground. We are so excited we can't stand
it. The bad thing, all the mangos are in the tree and the trees
are really tall."
Jon (confessional): Crazy Christa starts knocking
down a crapload of mangos. (Christa and Jon are shaking a tree back
and forth).
(Shawn starts to complain about the mangos. They
aren't ripe. He likes coconuts better. Sandra complains
about Shawn in a confessional....Shawn is complaining
that the tribe shouldn't eat mangos that have some rotten parts.
But Sandra said Burton wants to cut off pieces that are OK.)
Burton to tribe: It's perfectly fine there. (points
to ripe part of mango).
Christa (confessional): And (Shawn) refuses to
take part and it's like, Uh, DUH, dude, a mango is a mango.
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DRAKE
LAYS AN EGG
At the fishing village, the Drake tribe bartered for a chicken,
hoping that it would lay eggs. Insider takes you to the Drake tribe
as Sandra tends to their chicken while the tribe awakens from a
restful sleep. |
Sandra
says, "I'm the chicken woman." The white chicken has already
laid four eggs. And then the tribe kills the brown chicken to eat.
It's barely dawn. Rupert is whispering to Sandra
as the camera points to a sleeping Burton. "We've got some
winners there."
Very negative towards Burton and ????.
Rupert and Sandra appear to be bonding as the only ones waking up
early to work.
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OSTEN
GOES CLIMBING
Osten and Andrew spot coconuts up in a palm tree. Does Osten have
the energy to retrieve them, or will his tribe go hungry? Insider
takes you back to the beach as Osten and the Morgan tribe go out
of their way for the much-needed food. |
Markopolo's
note: Osten and Andrew try to whack at the coconut
with sticks. Then Osten goes and climbs the tree and gets coconuts.
That's all.
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