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Episode 13
"Flames and Endurance"
Filmed July 29-31, 2003
Aired December 14, 2003

Better Be Quiet Now
This week's reviewer: TDT, with help from Elliott Smith


i better be quiet now,
i'm tired of wasting my breath
carrying on, getting upset.
maybe i have a problem,
but thats not what i wanted to say.
i prefer to say nothing.
i got a long way to go
getting further away.

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