| Episode
6 |
| "More
Than 'Meats' the Eye" |
Days
16-18: Nov. 19-21, 2002
Aired: March 19, 2003 |
|
|
|
"Honest,
Shawna, I only have eyes for you. Okay, that and Jenna's breasts."
|
|
| Would
you like some cheese with that whine? Sorry, we're fresh out of
cheese, how about a side of beef? |
| You
ain't never getting anywhere |
"Honest,
Shawna, I only have eyes for you. Okay, that and Jenna's breasts." |
Day 13:
The big "date"
As Jenna and Dave settle down for their
summit meeting, Burnett's master plan to finally get to film some
real sex are quickly falling apart. Dave has unfortunately mentioned
his occupation to Jenna. "You're a what? Get out!" Dave
looks confused. "No I mean it, get out! I don't want to spend
the night with a geek! I'll bet you weren't even in a fraternity,
were you?" Dave, taken aback, stammers, "Well, as an engineer,
I know all the Greek letters! Even in lowercase! Does that help?"
Watching the live feed safely out of sight, Mark
Burnett and Jeff Probst are conferring about how this could have
happened. Probst is flabbergasted. "I swear, Boss, Rob swore
he was 22 in his audition video. We all thought he was the youngest!"
Burnett fumes silently for a few minutes. Eventually, he says, "Jeff,
this is inexcusable. We even promised Rob this would be coming,
and look what we have going on now." (On the monitor, Jenna
is further covering herself up with a bath robe). "Don't think
I can't step in to host this next season. After all, the Eco-Challenge
is only on for one week a year, and there's only so much more screentime
I can hijack from that show." |
Back to the top. |
