The True Dork Times Survivometer 3

Sucker	Biographical info	Final 2 friends	Final 2 enemies	Booted
	Lex Van Den Berghe 38, San Jose, CA LuckyDogRocks.com	- Ethan.	- MamaKim.	Episode 13: Booted by MamaKim Votes against: 9 - Ep7 - Clarence, Teresa; Ep8 - Frank, Teresa, KimP, Kelly; Ep11 - Teresa, KimP; Ep13 - MamaKim.
	Tom Buchanan45, Rich Valley, VA BigTomSurvivor3.com	- Ethan.	- Wasn't obvious beforehand, but MamaKim	Episode 13: 3-1. Votes against: 7 - Ep6 - Lindsey, KimP, Brandon; Ep12 - Teresa; Ep13 - Lex, Ethan, MamaKim.
	Teresa Cooper 42, Jackson, GA	- None obvious. Really seems to like Lex.	- None obvious. We'd vote against MamaKim, if we were her.	Episode 12: 4-1. Votes against: 4 - Ep12: Lex, Ethan, Tom, MamaKim.
	Kimberly "Little Bit" Powers 29, Conshohocken, PA	- Tom. - Got along with pretty much everyone.	- None obvious. Maybe Lex.	Episode 11: 4-2. Votes against: 4 - Ep11: Lex, Ethan, Tom, MamaKim.
	Franklin Garrison 43, Odessa, NY FrankGarrison.com	- Might choose a man over MamaKim. Tough call for Lex versus Tom.	- MamaKim?	Episode 10: 6-1. Votes against: 6 - Ep10: Ethan, Lex, Tom, MamaKim, KimP and (gasp, sob) Teresa.
	Brandon Quinton 25, Dallas, TX	- Lex.	- Tom.	Episode 9: 6-2. Votes against: 6 - Ep 9: Ethan, MamaKim, Tom, Frank, Teresa, KimP.
	Kelly Goldsmith 22, Rancho Sante Fe, CA	- Given a final two choice between Satan and Lex, would pick Beelzebub.	- Lex. Very, very much. - MamaKim?	Episode 8: 5-4. Votes against: 5 - Ep 8: Lex, Ethan, MamaKim, Tom and, yes, Brandon.

Bootee	Biographical info	Votes against	Relevant info	Booted
	Clarence Black 24, Detroit, MI	- Episode1: Diane, Tom. - Episode 2: Jessie, Tom. - Episode 7: Brandon, KimP, Frank, Ethan, Lex, MamaKim, Tom.	- Sees Lex and Frank as likeable, thought MamaKim was evil. - Claims he did not get to know Brandon at all. Hmmm.	Episode 7: 8-2. - Overall: First post-merge boot? Huge target. Hey, at least we got that right. 'Course, we saw the merge delayed by three days. Oops.
	Lindsey Richter 27, Portland, OR	- Episode 3: Carl, Linda, Teresa, Frank. - Episode 6: Lex, Tom, Kelly.	- We didn't think it was possible for her to get booted, since she had had so little camera time. Lindsey, we hardly knew ye.	Episode 6: 3-3, lost tie due to prior votes against. - Overall: Diane's list - 4; Naysayers - 0
	Silas "Chip" Gaither 23, Los Angeles, CA SilasGaither.net	- Episode 4: Frank, Linda, Teresa. - Episode 5: Frank, Teresa, KimP, Ethan, Clarence.	- Final Chat and Early Show interviews revealed he was quite close to Tom, whom he never met on the show. Early exit for Tom? - Conversely, he knew nothing about Lex, despite hanging out at base camp.	Episode 5: 5-1. - Overall: Time to go see Diane, Chip.
	Linda Spencer 44, Cambridge, MA	- Episode 4: Lindsey, KimP, Silas, Brandon.	- Managed to go a whole episode without mentioning the gods... sniff, Linda, we already miss ya!	Episode 4: 4-3. - Overall: Diane's list of friends gains another name....
	Carl Bilancione 46, Winter Park, FL PhotosByDrB.com	- Episode 3: Lindsey, KimP, Silas, Brandon.	- Sorry, the correct answer is not "Magnets" remove ticks. Nope, not "dental tools," either.	Episode 3: 4-4, lost tie breaker trivia. - Overall: It was rigged.
	Yesenia "Jessie" Camacho 27, Orlando, FL	- Episode 2: Ethan, Lex, Kelly, KimJ, Clarence. - Spent a lot of time puking and dehydrated. The next mercy boot? (Hey, at least we got this part right).	- So long, and thanks for all the barf! - Touchingly, thought Tom's vote for Clarence was a show of support.	Episode 2: 5-2 - Overall: Another mercy boot, rapidly becoming a Boran habit.
	Diane Ogden 42, Lincoln, NE	- Episode 1: Ethan, Lex, Kelly, Jessie, KimJ, Clarence.	- Completely irrelevant.	Episode 1: 6-2 - Overall: Mercy boot, collapsed in challenge. Seen as weakest member of her tribe.

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Contestant	Biographical info	Votes for	Results
	Ethan Zohn 27, Formerly from Lexington, MA GrassRootSoccer.org	- Lex - Tom - Teresa - Frank - Kelly	Episode 13: The winner, 5-2.
	"Mama" Kim Larsen Johnson 57, Oyster Bay, NY	- KimP - Brandon (more of an Anti-Ethan vote)	Episode 13: Shocking F2 finish.