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	<title>Crappy the Smart-Assed Toilet</title>
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	<description>Without question, the crappiest blog on the web</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 04:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>S:P-EI Ep12.11&#8230; Maybe winning friends and influencing people isn&#8217;t so bad, after all</title>
		<link>http://truedorktimes.com/crappy/index.php/archives/93</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 May 2006 18:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crappy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re confused at what sort of message CBS was trying to send out with the eleventh episode of Survivor: Panama - Exile Island.
Are we supposed to rooting for The Great Terry, the alleged underdog who is, in reality, coasting through the game, thanks to a spare immunity idol, and a series of individual immunity challenges [...]]]></description>
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		<title>S:P-EI Ep12.10&#8230; That extra burger sure paid off</title>
		<link>http://truedorktimes.com/crappy/index.php/archives/91</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2006 16:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crappy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We regret to inform you that this week&#8217;s Survivor: Panama - Exile Island recap suddenly took ill, at the worst time possible (right in the middle of the creative process - which usually involves sitting around, doing other things, and occasionally thinking&#8230; hmm, maybe someone ought to write a recap), and was removed from our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When will the press tire of stories about Duke and sex?</title>
		<link>http://truedorktimes.com/crappy/index.php/archives/92</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2006 16:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crappy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Answer: Not any time soon, since Duke Cunningham (R-MZM) has, even while incarcerated, seemingly found a way to shove that basketball-loving university&#8217;s lacrosse team off the ticker.
Oh, Duke. Duke, Duke, Duke.
We didn&#8217;t complain when you supplanted Patrick Kennedy as the most embarrassing Congressman who&#8217;s ever represented us in Washington.
But did you have to go sullying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>S:P-EI Ep12.09&#8230;. The revenge of Mr. Creosote</title>
		<link>http://truedorktimes.com/crappy/index.php/archives/90</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2006 22:32:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crappy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In lieu of writing a full recap for the ninth non-clipshow episode of Survivor: Panama - Exile Island, we instead offer you &#8220;A Closer Look&#8221; (with pictures!) at what really happened in (part of) the Immunity Challenge. Because (1) nobody&#8217;s going to read this, anyway, and (2) even fewer people than that are going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We&#8217;re just talking, to the kids&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://truedorktimes.com/crappy/index.php/archives/89</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 22:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crappy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Speaking of things that just have to be said&#8230;
There&#8217;s something wrong with the world when you can download an entire season of That&#8217;s So Fucking Raven from the iTunes Music Store, yet there is not a single song by Drive Like Jehu available.

Drive Like Jehu and Yank Crime were two of the most important rock [...]]]></description>
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		<title>About last night&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://truedorktimes.com/crappy/index.php/archives/88</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 13:01:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crappy</dc:creator>
		
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Dammit!
(It doesn&#8217;t matter that you know what we&#8217;re talking about, it just matters that we say it).
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		<title>S:P-EI Ep12.08&#8230; Building nothing out of something</title>
		<link>http://truedorktimes.com/crappy/index.php/archives/87</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 17:15:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crappy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Was there another episode of Survivor last week? Oops, silly us, we must have been expecting another three-week layoff again. Since CBS is trying desperately to use dog-whistle advertising (&#8221;Watch Terry battle the Others! Only on CBS!&#8221;) to coax unsuspecting Lost viewers into watching Survivor: Panama - Exile Island, we assumed they had just switched [...]]]></description>
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		<title>S:P-EI Ep12.07&#8230;. Emerging from a catatonic slumber</title>
		<link>http://truedorktimes.com/crappy/index.php/archives/86</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2006 22:33:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crappy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Survivor: Panama - Exile Island returned to the air after a three-week benching this week. Or, perhaps more accurately, last week. This was, of course, news to the people who run the show&#8217;s official CBS site, who seemed convinced, up until the day of the show, that the next episode would be a special recap/clip [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Toughest job ever!</title>
		<link>http://truedorktimes.com/crappy/index.php/archives/85</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Mar 2006 20:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crappy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re quite amazed that baseball is going to formulate a super-special commission to investigate whether Barry Bonds and other current/former players ever used steroids.
In other news, the U.S. government just announced plans to organize a blue-ribbon panel to investigate whether there were Nazis in World War II-era Germany.
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		<title>Family values - now with numbers!</title>
		<link>http://truedorktimes.com/crappy/index.php/archives/84</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2006 17:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crappy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Justin Rood at TPM Muckraker has an enlightening summary of the various tentacles of the Jack Abramoff operation, and notes the recurring theme of crooked Republican lawmakers and lobbyists using their wives to skim a little extra money off the top. (Sadly, poor Duke Cunningham, ever the &#8220;No Rocket Scientist,&#8221; doesn&#8217;t appear to have been [...]]]></description>
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