Answer: Not any time soon, since Duke Cunningham (R-MZM) has, even while incarcerated, seemingly found a way to shove that basketball-loving university’s lacrosse team off the ticker.

Oh, Duke. Duke, Duke, Duke.

We didn’t complain when you supplanted Patrick Kennedy as the most embarrassing Congressman who’s ever represented us in Washington.

But did you have to go sullying the good name of the Watergate Hotel with your tawdry antics? For shame!